gbandit

Aye, terrible negotiating

In region of £120m? Are you having a fucking laugh, get fucked

Fuck off Liverpool you rancid cunts

(Old) Trafford

Aye, any journalist using that emoji needs blacklisting

Reeks of piss in here for no reason

Coming in with an exclusive that Elanga is seriously weighing up a move to the Toon any minute now

Fucking desperate for this to go to “agreed, flying in for medical”

Got some in my groin region right now

He’s going to play as a hybrid 10 / striker

Wew

Overheated already, had a premature jizz eruption and am currently mopping it up. Apologies one and all

I’m in concrete talks with my cock to release a massive wad of jizz

Osula making a late surge for the sporting director position out of sheer disgust at his playing time last season

Yes, and every one of us is here for it

When Ekitike storms into Eddie’s office and screams that he’s only signing for NUFC

This is dick out your pants news if ever I’ve seen it

When sport becomes the sideshow it’s time to douse it in petrol and set fire to it all

Nah, they definitely won’t be title challengers this season but it’s hard to imagine they won’t become title challengers again from the season after with the spending they’re doing. We really need a crash and burn season to happen for them, Palmer to get an injury, their new players to not gel, Maresca gets binned. They can’t shift the players no one wants etc

That “cold” celebration is so fucking triggering

Sickening

Why, Doue?