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Have barely watched any of the CWC, maybe 50 mins total. Might watch later but only if I’m stuck for something to do. This tournament has left an incredibly sour taste due to the inequality attached to it. It’s been farcical and Chelsea’s financial success in it makes me sick

Great first signing, maybe not the most exciting player but an extremely functional player that will consistently perform all season long

Choosing a shithole like Paris over the mighty toon. Having an agent that’s a snake. The lad just needs to grow up a bit. My main concern if he came to us is that he’d be looking for his next move as soon as he got through the door

Very sobering news but can only imagine we’ve rejected because we’re confident of getting a better price

The dickhead would be a quality addition if he could try his hardest not to be a dickhead

Convinced this is a negotiation tactic. Leeds surely wouldn’t have leaked this to the press so we obviously are happy to sell him, Sean is keen to get us a fee. Hopefully we’re going to get an extra couple of Mill

Wat? It was accepted no?

Think we’ll see a short lived spike in form for Kudus and then see an early fade to his career and for him to basically be a journeyman within 3 years even though he’s extremely talented

Gutted for Parish, superstar exit for a superstar club

Personally think £55m package for Madueke is fucking mental. Chelsea are absolutely flooded with players, even if they’re worth decent value the fact that Chelsea need to offload should mean that no one comes close to overpaying. You’re a fucking mug if Chelsea are playing you in the transfer market

Is there a single reliable ITK anymore? I know Burnsie and Will have always been bona Fide frauds but is there anyone within the social media space that has a single morsel of content to provide? I can’t think of anyone

Wouldn’t have an issue with Willock going. Find it hard to believe he’s going to regain his best form with us. You could argue that he’s still young enough to turn it around but last season was chastening

Think there’s a high chance we’ll be enquiring about McAtee

Someone needs to glass Romano hard. Step up @Mike

Wouldn’t lose our heads about Chelsea just yet, sure, they’ve strengthened their squad and they have a lot of talented players but they’re also a basketcase of a club still and I don’t think it would take much for their season to get derailed and for Maresca to get binned off if they start slow because their players are burnt out

And their fans were disgusted at signing him too… what a detestable club

Unai is like a supporting character in a David Lynch film

What a creepy photo that is

Thanks Mark, he’s cut through the shit and delivered some juicy details there

Such a fucking class footballer

Agreed, non starter

Can’t beat a bit of bomb squad action. It’s what every player dreams of

“Will you or will you not commit to not doing the dance again?” ”Go on answer, gun to your head, will you do that pathetic dance again?”

First dibs on Dibs

Huge respect to you Sean, for all you’ve given the club and for leaving with a fee now. Hope your time with the club gets more respect after you go as you deserve it