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Feel for Nuno as he’s been hung out to dry but hopefully they suffer as their owner is a detestable prick

Agreed, Spurs have gone for it. Man U are trailing hard though. Chelsea have strengthened but will face similar problems that they have every season of integration. Man City should be way stronger but fuck knows what’s going on there. If Arsenal don’t get a quality striker they don’t have a chance at the league title. I think Liverpool will drop off this season, there’s no way Salah repeats his level from last season. Forest will massively drop off. Bournemouth might drop a little and I think Villa will drop a little too. Think it’s very hard to call but Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea are all on paper to finish top four with Spurs on paper around there too. We’re currently outside of that group unless we can make at least three more key signings and even then our squad depth is weaker than all those other teams

Stupid thick cunts at Arsenal, giving Chelsea a ton of money for a player they’re desperate to shift who isn’t even going to be able to play in his best position for Arsenal

That Marinakis couldn’t be more of a wide boy (in both interpretations of the phrase) if he tried

Not at all

I reckon if you picked a thousand people randomly off the street and it just so happened Goldbridge was in that 1000. Then you proceeded to torture each person for information Goldbridge would be in the top ten for having the lowest tolerance for punishment, think he’d squeal within seconds

Think that’s extremely cheap, be amazed if he goes for under £70m

There’s a storm coming Mr. (Checks notes) Paelladyce

I fucking love how pathetic they are. That chant they had for Samir Nasri was really a good foreshadowing of how cucked they are as a fanbase

The market’s gone completely mental. The Saudi pumping of money has just accelerated an already absurdly inflated market. £50m for fucking Wissa? Asking for £100m for Dibling. And here we are struggling to get more than £10m for Sean

Maybe it’s time for us to be the hijacker rather than the hijackee

Would be a terrible career decision from MGW

You see him Rydin’, you hatin’, you try to catch him writin’ dirty

Why tho?

Cremated in Mexico

Teams will be fucking terrified of us on the break which is why we definitely need a 10 to cut through teams, in order to counter them sitting deeper. In terms of line breaking passes we’ve got Bruno and Miley but they’re not attacking midfielders

He’ll be fucking loving the fact he’s made it into the sun

Think he’ll fall flat on his face

Kulu to come to us as a 10?

Think they’re probably in a very tricky position. Can’t really strengthen without selling but dont have many players they’re happy to sell

How many Ls can one man take

Why is it that players in Spain always get done for tax evasion? I feel like I don’t see it in other countries. Is it because the Spanish tax authorities do their job more? Or is the tax system just a mess there and it’s easy to mistakenly abuse it? Feels very odd how often it happens with football players and managers in Spain

Yup

Decent logic this, can allow us to play a different style this season while having a genuine alternative striker. There’s a lot of sense to it other than the disgusting fee that we’d have to pay and the fact this lad loves fucking us about