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Almost everything off the pitch is fucked and it’s coming onto the pitch more and more. The direction it’s going does make me wonder if I’ll still follow it in twenty years time

Don’t think anyone has made a single comment about Rashford’s form that is linked to his skin colour. People shit on other team’s players constantly. I’d say that Rashford was pretty much universally respected and liked on the forum until this season where his performances have been poor. You can argue about him going forward but what you can’t argue about is his contribution defensively. He’s probably the worst in the league for it

Aye, it’s actually funny how shit he is. I’d hate him a lot more if he was good like Bruno F but because he cost a fortune and he’s largely a total waste of space he can act the cunt as much as he wants as it just reflects horrifically on him

Lee Dixon on spice?

He looked good for Sunderland last season in the games I watched, probably five or six games. Clearly a very solid player, especially now he’s found his confidence and is developing

Fairly sure they sold him, he’d been on loan to Sunderland then last summer they sold him to Coventry

Simms is a very decent target man, he’ll be at a premier league club within a year or two

Hahahahahahaahha

Rashford is the most pathetic player playing at the top level right now

Appalling from Hojlund

Trent’s dead ball and crossing skill is among the top five in the world

Arsenal are in full bottle job mode tonight, desperate to concede

Chelsea are hilarious. If Nkunku wasn’t made of glass and bits of string they’d probably win that today but alas they have Nico Jackson

Actually feel sorry for Mudryk. His career at Chelsea is essentially a meme apart from when he plays us

How much is Caicedo actually worth? £25m?

Man City playing like utter shit

Jackson

He’s worth nowhere near £30m. £15m is a fair price. There’s a reason he’s had extremely limited game time in a team that doesn’t have a quality striker / fit striker. They’ve opted for Havertz over him who’s not a natural goal scorer. Jesus has been injured and he’s still barely gotten on the pitch

Ah, what time was that? I was walking along the prom with my daughter at 9am yesterday but I doubt he was there that early

I was just down there, would have peered in if I’d known and got him a 99 flake

They got some decent toilets down there where he can sample some piss?

If he’s available for £45m then he should be one of our top three targets in this upcoming window

Aye, as much as I find Gallagher an uninspiring player. He’s been their most committed player this season and has been second to Palmer in terms of how important he’s been for them, a distant second. I think Malo Gusto has been next in line in terms of importance. I don’t want Gallagher but Chelsea will lose a lot with him going as he’s one of the few players who cares

What’s the average birth rate for footballer’s wives at the top level? Must be really high surely as these houses only make sense if you’ve got a geet massive family

Do any Newcastle fans really give a shit about what’s happening with Dan? Apart from wanting to extract the maximum cash it feels like all we care about is who’s coming in next