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Fuck knas if these are all real and I’ll be the first to admit I’ve never seen any of these players but if this activity is real, I am delighted with the intent and understanding to move quickly in the market

Is it time to crowdfund a hit being put out on set piece supernonce?

Donald Trump and Unai Emery have a very similar facial expression they both do. It’s not a million miles off an “oooffff”, more of an “eeeshhh”

Clearly a lovely lad and a good pro. Would have loved it to work out for him here but I don’t think I’ve seen a worse showing for a winger across a season at NUFC in my lifetime

Could have had him on loan for a cool £12m was it?

One of our greatest ever performers at centre half and brought him in for a pittance. Hard to argue against him being one of the club’s best ever transfers. Struggle to think of anyone better when bearing in mind longevity, transfer value, effectiveness at the back and going forward and general commitment to the club

Enough to whet the appetite this. When Suds comes to play he’s got his gaming chair, his cans of monster energy drink, a full cargo of elite porn and a Blu-ray copy of Moneyball ready to play at any given moment

More heart, more physical, more consistency, more technique

Hull is way less grim than Southampton, better for the north, better for our fans, better for an area that’s traditionally had huge deprivation compared with somewhere like Southampton (which I don’t think is particularly rich but is still in better shape than Hull)

He does look quality like

Interesting image, a ludicrously large complex

Was a great goal too, incredible assist from Foden

This Man City - Palace is a perfect game to summarise where premier league football is. One team plays coat hanger passes in the final third over and over and over while the other team has 11 behind the ball. Man City misplace a pass or turnover possession and Palace break at pace. For every ten minutes of coat hanger passes there’s one break from Palace. It’s so fucking boring

That’s farcical like. Not the getting kicked out but the spying. Why would you send a lad to hide behind a tree with a shitty phone camera. Do they not have something more subtle up their sleeve given theyre worth circa £100m?

See you later Anthony, thanks for 22-23

Class, best news I’ve read in a while. Can’t wait for the Man U crash and burn cycle to continue

I’m against throwing games but given that Villa threw their game against Spurs it feels like the only honourable thing is to even it up and give West Ham the win here

Fuck me, that goal sums up this game

Aye, been a good example of the general quality of football matches I’ve watched take place in England this season though

Aye, and the Vlach transfer has been a disaster. The Gordon transfer would have been too. I know we were in a corner but we never should have been in a position where other club knew they could do whatever they wanted

Would make an enormous amount of sense for us

This your new one is it, Dropout? Badboy?

£45m for Gomez? when he shouldn’t have been any more than £15m with Gordon going for fair market value. What a fucking shambles

The still they showed of the rendered image didn’t match the still they’d showed before. Whole thing’s a complete waste of time. No one can have any confidence in the system at all

Going to walk onto the pitch, pull my trousers down and take a shit on the turf. Then going to get out a little stick and cut the word ‘Howe’ into the sturdy turd. Only then will I feel I’ve conveyed my true feelings