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Bizarre that Kyle Walker Peters is playing at this level

Oh wait. He’s still contracted with us until 2025. Maybe we will get some dollar in the summer

Ryan Fraser just scored a lovely goal. Shame we couldn’t have offloaded him for a few dollar bills last year instead of loaning him

Aye, Howe to Ashworth: “Billing, McTominay and Onana please, put them at the top of the list” Howe to Tindall after Ashworth walks off “What a fucking mug”

“We shall see” remarkable confidence from a total no mark journalist

Howe’s rinsed Ashworth there, essentially:

Need to do a reverse Lingard. Keep going to the table and then when it seems like we’re happy we add another £3m on top

Since I posted this the game’s completely switched

Minteh’s pace is electric. We’re going to be rapid on the wings next season if he stays with the squad

Roma completely controlling this. Hope Feyenoord get some possession so we can see our lad

Disagree like, Barnes is class. Gordon’s got so much to his game that he’ll end up playing multiple roles whereas Barnes will be LW. Livramento is genuinely amazing and the best buy we’ve had apart from Bruno for the money spent. Hall is clearly the problem signing there. For the money that we need to pay for him to become our player, it really isn’t looking like money (potentially) well spent. Tonali will be great for us, provided he’s mentally fine and committed to us. Maybe we pretended to sign Hall via this loan with a conditional buy in order to drop his value and utterly fuck Chelsea. 4D chess coming into effect if we don’t sign him

Ooof, that’s rough. Lovely Roy, hope he makes a full recovery and then can find a way to chill out rather than managing at the highest level. I get that he obviously still wants to but give yourself a break man

Hope this is parody

Nah, we’ll beat Blackburn. Just depends who we get after that

This is pretty wild

Wonder how much him having been with us plays into their decision. Not only are they getting their man but they’re getting all the insider info on our long term plans. That’ll help them to try fuck us over for years to come. Ratcliffe is a total wanker and I dislike Brailsford

El Fenomeno

Ashworth gets the blame because some fans have decided that Ashworth’s main role is everything to do with signings to the first team and any issues that come up with that sit mainly with Ashworth

Eh? We got a significant offer for him in January. More than we would have got without a contract extension. He’ll likely go in the summer to KSA and we’ll get a decent fee because of his extension

He looks pretty explosive. I’ve only seen bits and pieces from his time abroad but he’s definitely got the talent to make it. I agree on the Dutch league being a very difficult league to tell you what someone would be like in the PL but I’m genuinely excited about Minteh. Sadly, not so much with Kuol

Thought that earlier. Was looking at the matches later on and was like “ah nice, CL football’s back and then a half-second later I was like, fuck this”

Personally think Minteh is going to very interesting next season. He’s got a ton of talent. We obviously need another RW but he won’t be going out on loan next season, I’m sure of that

Personally think McTominay is much better than Onana. Don’t want either but that’s my take. Hopefully we have some good options lined up who are technically strong on the ball