gbandit

Some people just need to live in an actual sim / virtual reality. They’re already there in most ways, just take the leap and finally fuck off from the real world where they can properly act out all their fantasies of things that upset them

Mainoo looks class, so does Miley. Personally think Miley has a higher ceiling although Mainoo is slightly further along in his development

I’d say the higher value players are undervalued and the lower value players are overvalued. However, fuck knows what future transfer windows will look like given FFP’s impact on the market

We should absolutely cash in for anything over £10m. I rate him extremely highly as a striker although I think he’s on the wane. However, our main issues this season have come from players not being fit. He’s probably the least reliable player in the squad, in a position where we only have one other option really (Gordon I think can play there but it’s not his best position)

The term “made of glass” gets thrown around too easily but Wilson genuinely is a walking injury. Says a lot about his ability that he’s had the career he’s had in spite of those injuries

A grim read sadly

Wew, I’m in the mud. They’re still horrific

Hard to imagine how shite it must be watching Palace week in week out

It’s also going to get to a point where a lot of those teams we have left to play have nothing to play for while we still do

Tonali can replace Joelinton’s physical presence? Not sure I saw any evidence of that even though I rate Tonali and think he will be great for us

Fantastic scenes

Some stat, especially with so many games remaining

3 points however they come please

If we had a fully fit squad or even one with just one or two absentees then I think we’d actually stand a chance of chasing down fourth. As it stands it’s not possible but we’d be there no problem without the injuries I think. Europe might have still stopped us as without the injuries we’d have qualified for the knockout stages

Do like to see hopes crushed, don’t like to see Man U win. Eurgh

Both Villa and Spurs are going to still score lots of goals before the end of the season but they’re going to ship a lot too, way more than they both were in the first half of the season

An absolute dicking on

It’s hard to put into words how hilarious it is the amount of money Arsenal spent on Havertz

Loving it

End of West Ham’s season this

The one thing so far in all of his time here that I have a significant issue with is Burn starting over Tino. Everything else I’m happy to accept that Eddie knows far more than we do and he’s also achieved some amazing things so should be given the benefit of the doubt. On the Tino situation I cannot understand a single argument for why Burn starts over Tino. I can’t make it make sense

Brainless football

Not sure anyone else in football does that to Branthwaite. Made him look lightweight

Fantastic strike

Fair play to Everton for turning this into a horrific game of football but Man City need to take the majority of the blame. They’ve been awful by their standards