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“Sweet cheeks”

Rico Lewis man, how is he on the pitch?

Get the spaghetti bridge done and the falling exercise. If all else fails, get Brendan Rodgers on the phone and ask him if you have clearance to use his “one of you is going to let me down this season” exercise. Round it off with a box of after eights for the biggest team player from the day and give everyone a mantra for the rest of the season along the lines of “believe in yourself first, then others will believe in you”. Get yourself home and then have a wank over a picture of yourself, knowing you’ve absolutely nailed it today lad. Tuck yourself into bed at night and load up LinkedIn and a post - “Some days the hardest days are the ones where you have to just keep going, even when you know everything’s against you. I’m not calling myself a hero but if you break the word down, He-row, I’m a he and I’m leading the team with the direction we’re rowing in. It’s up to others to call me a hero if they want to, I’m just going to keep doing my job”

Parish tried to play Billy Big Bollocks and cost the club £40m+, and he’s lost his manager and potentially Mateta too. Stupid cunt, at least he got his dream of Guehi going to a cartel club but he’s probably devastated it’s not one of the red clubs

Cool £65m surely

Liverpool right now

That was a tough watch

Close to Hall in his ability to build from the back? Howay man

Powerful syntax errors from Conte

Wouldn’t even say he is. Think a lot of fans dont rate him as highly as he rates himself but I think a lot still value him hugely. For me personally I’d never slay the lad off at the match and I think he does generally try hard when attacking, not always defensively but I just don’t rate him that highly

He’s the ultra middle manager, and that’s who Chelsea want - a puppet. Make sure everyone completes their infection control certification before training otherwise that’s docked pay and everyone needs to complete a supervision attendance log otherwise they’ll be asked to complete a company breach procedure

That is incredibly bargain basement pseudo intellectual shite. Going to be a fucking disaster this. Ready the popcorn gifs

Have we ever gotten a South American prospect signing through the door in this era?

Buy him now please lads and stump up large

This lad going to play for us again do we reckon?

You’ve lost my backing Frog, after I put money towards your NUFC jersey as well, new lows

Has it in him to eclipse what James Perch achieved for the club if he can keep developing

Vile this, never felt more let down

Aye, all over your kegs son

I’m backing the Frog

Yup

The solution to all our attacking problems remains our RW. It would be admitting we got it badly wrong but we need a new RW who is very comfortable on the ball, can play in tight spaces and dribble. If we had that we’d open up so much more space in the middle and on the left where we have far fewer issues

Aye, there are swathes of shit people of all demographics. Don’t know what the answer is other than more standing sections

You probably need to back not signing a rapist over a trophy, aye. A lot of stuff matters more than football

The biggest concern does look mobility with him. He’s coming back from an injury so we need to take our time with him but he doesn’t have age on his side so we’re probably seeing the ghost of future right now