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Not only was watching Messi the best experience of watching football (R9 in second place and then all other individual players miles behind) aside from the Toon, but it saved us having to swallow nonstop Cristiano propaganda from the media and pundits. It would have been even more unbearable than it has been and for that Messi deserves some kind of unique award

Italy: Pirlo France: Henry Spain: Peak Torres Holland: Bergkamp

Lovenkrands had a Scottish twang didn’t he?

Ah man. That’s a downgrade

Murphy’s default position before he sees anything is to say “not a foul for me”, “look, it’s a contact sport, he’s got every right to make that challenge” which invariably makes him look like an idiot several times per match

Fuck off

That’s clearly a foul, you clown

“Oh no, it’s given”

Soucek with zero conviction

Murphy desperate to dish out the PFM Ten Commandments there

Clarke absolutely nailing the dour Scotsman here

Utter trash, result is inevitable as well

This Czech team feels like it’s been coached by Allardyce

The Czechs are pretty much the worst I’ve seen with the ball so far this tournament after Scotland

No idea why Ronaldo does any of his foot feints, utterly pointless

Coufal drunk?

Will be pleased to see him back in the league, little on the boring side with his football but think he’s a good guy

So much patient passing and then trying a pot shot from over 30 yards, classic

Leao is absolutely terrifying

Bitch seems a bit intense man

Who’s a potential name connected with the Bologna region?

Coufal’s arse dropped

Clearly they shouldn’t get knocked out based on the quality of their squad but they’re a fucking odd team usually

Portugal are always a difficult team to predict how they’ll do. Wouldn’t be surprised if they got to the final. Wouldn’t be surprised if they got dumped out in the group stages

They’re like an addict the way they operate as a club. Always need something new and shiny, whether it’s a manager or players. Never satisfied, will pay over the odds for trash to get the hit. Bizarre as fuck club that will ruin itself soon