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Hope Bayern end Villa tonight

Maybe went on a hunger strike for that new contract

What. A. Cunt.

It highlight how important getting a player like Madueke, Semenyo or Mbeumo is on our right hand side but every single game highlights this

The game was shite, everyone accepts that. The game was only ever going to be shite with 11 men behind the ball and zero intent on their part. I don’t have any issue with how we played and it means nothing for the rest of our season other than we’re still in the cup which is good news. The only interesting things to come from the game were Osula, Vlach getting on and probably positioning himself as second in line if Dubs is out for a while, Hall looking very good again with the ball at his feet

I think Tonali is going to solve our midfield issues. Bruno, Jow and Tonali should be more than enough to dominate most sides in the middle, with Miley coming back to push for a place there. If three of the four above are playing and get used to playing together then we’ll see us control games more and more

I didn’t mind the “Sula” ending but the rest was shite

Was on the metro home yesterday and there was a 50 year old man who was on the phone the entire way from Haymarket to Palmserville complaining about the game. Here are some of his word for word lines: ”You just want to see a bit of effort and there was none” ”They (Wimbledon) could have scored any time and it would have been penalties, it should have been penalties” ”We play like that against Everton and we’ll lose ten nil” ”only an idiot wouldn’t realise Howe’s unhappy. That’s the problem and it’s because of Staveley going and him having no say on transfers” ”there’s no way we’re finishing above mid table this season” ”it was all looking better 18 months ago but it’s gone wrong, Howe will be England manager. In ten years we’ll still have won nothing” ”it’s always the same with Newcastle, there’s always negativity” ”it was like a Sunday league match out there. No one cared, there was no quality” “we’ll get stuffed by Chelsea, Palmer will tear us apart” He was a season ticket holder I’m sure, what the fuck is he doing going to the match. He didn’t say one positive thing the whole journey, just relentless bile

Joelinton’s going to score against these clowns and so is Gordon

We’re going to buck the trend and perform well here + get the win 1-2

Announcer’s kegs must have been caked in the brown stuff when he saw big Vlach’s name so took the easy way out

Tragic bloated format

As always a tireless workhorse that doesn’t have natural attacking instincts save for that beautiful cut inside and curler on the left foot that we haven’t seen for a while. A top lad

Does feel like we got him at an absolute snip when you see him breeze his way through games like that

Someone needs to get that Chelsea thread up and running

It was an odd tactic to have Willock on corners and have him pass it down the line

Could watch this lad ping a pass all day

Thought he looked quite sharp, his runs in behind looked dangerous. Nice lay off to Gordon, hard to judge against this opposition but he’s got a lot of good attributes. Feels like that height, pace, strength and technical ability would struggle not to be a success

Hopefully weathering barrage after barrage will have done his confidence some good

Slightly surprised by how strong the bench is. Delighted for Osula. Thought there might be a few development lads who would get a bench spot but Howe’s playing it safe which is fair enough

Fuck off, while it was a terrible decision that never gets rescinded if it was one of our players

£2-3bn for a new stadium? Howay man

26-0, Vinny Jones eats three of their players at the final whistle

I’ve not watched him enough to judge his overall game but in an attacking sense he’d completely transform our right hand side. He’s got that perfect mix of directness, trickery and being clinical

Michael Oliver despises Brereton Diaz like