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What an absolute shambles behind the scenes they are

He’s immense, one of my favourite players I’ve ever watched for us when running with the ball

Never has a player been more deserving

Lived in Enfield, Fulham and Earlsfield over six years. The city exhausted me, couldn’t handle how everywhere was a sensory overload. Best thing I ever did was decide to cycle everywhere. I loved the parks there and it’s a great place to visit but I’d never live there again even if I was very comfortable financially

Aye, would love to end the season on a high but if we don’t play well or we lose today it’s going to mean nothing to me

Wonder when the last time was that Chelsea had relegation form over a period of ten games

Renato Sanches looked quality for PSG today, every time I see him he looks great. Checked his Transfermarkt for this season and he’s had more injuries than Maxi. Guess that must be the story of his career, lots of muscle and hamstring issues

Slug fest is the correct term indeed

Just nonstop micro fouls at the moment. Shirt pulls mainly. Turned to shit

What a fucking dickhead

Lascelles actually played really well when called upon this season

Would personally love to play either of these sides game 1. We either play a vastly inferior first 11 and squad or we play an improved one but with new players who haven’t had any time to gel. I mainly don’t want to get Villa or Brighton first game

Coventry play nicely through the middle and then slow it down far too much in the final third

Coventry

Thank fuck I don’t support Dortmund, would never get over that

Dortmund will score, but three points? I can’t see it with how exposed their defence will be

People liked taking points off us and laughing at us

What’s the noise been like on Rayan Cherki recently?

Indykaila and Cwarr07 were the original worst. Can’t believe Indykaila is still going and has so many followers, imbeciles

Less green than a wicket prepared in India

Hard to really have a feeling on the whole thing. Do I dislike the act of cheating, yes I do. Do I care about other people’s relationships, not really. Do I know anything about anyone involved, basically no. Will we ever know the full story, no. Not trying to absolve him of blame, if he’s fucked up he’ll pay for it via his loved ones

I’m sure the Chelsea lads will produce a rousing performance for the Bridge’s favourite son, Frankie de Tory on his last game as a manager. Burst out laughing as I was typing that

Petition to change Skeletor’s name to the Joker so we can have a proper face off here

It’s barely believable how fucking shit Chelsea are with the money they’ve spent not only in the last 18 months but the last three decades

Rashford seems to spend his life on the deck these days