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A loss? That’s not happening. We’re at home with everything to play for. They don’t score a lot of goals normally. It’ll be a tricky game as they’re very organised but we’re either winning or drawing

Aye, sign Lautaro Martinez, that’ll solve your problems Chelsea

Shit news, I like Pochettino. Wish he’d told them to get fucked

Yeah, good idea. We are going to need more of a squad so let’s get rid of a player who always gives everything, doesn’t have an issue with being a squad player and who has had his best season with us this year by an absolute mile

There’s truth to this but on corners I’m sure he’s hitting the first man a ton more these days than he was at the start of the season. Mentally, he’s probably exhausted

They did what Allardyce sides do, they play the worst football in the league but they constantly break up play with endless fouls. We had no rhythm which is partly down to us and partly down to them being disciplined and non-stop fouling. Their first goal was almost entirely down to our awful defending and their second goal was incredibly lucky. They did exactly what they needed to do

In a foul mood now

I don’t have an issue with him when he has the ball, I think he’ll continue developing into a really good player. Without the ball, I just don’t understand why he looks so lazy

Absolutely rancid game of football and didn’t deserve to win. They stifled us in standard Allardyce fashion and we moved the ball round absolutely appallingly. Complete bottling performance

We’re playing like complete idiots

Fuck off ref, you pathetic rat

This is utter madness

Give it to Schar

Need to bury this free kick

Hey Firpo off the pitch you stupid twat

Why is their pitch a minefield?

He just doesn’t seem to understand what to do when we don’t have the ball

Gordon really struggles out of possession

Stop fouling them, for fucks sake

So stupid Trippier

Get back at them right now, Maxi and Isak need the ball nonstop

What a fucking joke

Well in ASM

ASM needs to hurt them right now

This ref on spice?