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Let’s hope the drama is Kane ripping off his Spurs top and setting it alight while calling Levy a little bitch after losing 8-0

Bloody hell, Saka, a beast

This ref can fuck off

He’s such an unbelievably consistent player. Looks really good everytime I watch them

Massive respect

We hit the absolute jackpot with this lad

Bloody hell, looks a huge talent technically and is absolutely rapid

Shite news, great person, great player and great leader

Surely it’s time for Todd himself to step into the role, given he’s been leading on the team talks?

Aye, the admin have gone woke. Snowflakes

So close to a name like a pornstar, Arse Slot

He’s only 18, hopefully he just needs the right environment

Never heard of him, sounds like an Ashworth transfer model masterclass in the making

I’m normally overly optimistic but I’m just not sure on this one. By all rights we should beat them at home given how they’ve played this season and how we’ve played. Just hope we score early. I think if we score inside 25 mins it’s a guaranteed win

I like how other clubs have stepped up their clownshow act after we’ve become a professional outfit. Spurs and Everton especially have put in the hard graft to take our place

Court martial

Acuna, you nobhead

2-0

Sevilla really outplaying Man U

As much as it’s funny to laugh at Maguire, it’s about 90% De Gea’s fault

Huge huge lerls

Why is Sancho so shit?

Pochettino would be an annoying choice. He’d stabilise them and get them playing good football with the players they have. They might not win anything but they’d be tough competition again

Such an absurd ruling for anyone who’s ever played football

This match is class for a 0-0