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Let’s try and clear the first man on corners, eh Tripps?

Have we had a single decision from the ref yet?

Targett not looking match fit, been bullied off the ball a few times

Thank fuck Wilson’s back in form as he is as good as anyone with chances like that

Joelinton makes that, well done after a poor first 25 mins

Get the fuck in

Thank fuck they have no quality up front

We’re losing every single duel. Their intensity is just better than ours. Can’t figure out why our passing is so poor though

What on earth was going on with Targett’s pace against Iwobi there?

Their crowd is really pissing me off, need to silence them with a goal

Tarkowski desperate to get an OG I reckon

We’re getting caught on the ball constantly here

Absurdly good play from Bruno

Hope the ref loads up Pornhub and gets a Bad Gateway 504

This is like the Villa match so far, no one’s in sync with one another, making the wrong passes and losing every second ball. Need to wake up immediately

Calvert-Lewin wants a pen for that? Get fucked

Their low block is going to be frustrating as fuck. Key is to get a goal in the first thirty mins here

Dick them

My 8-month old won’t go to sleep so she’s going to be wriggling around and grizzling while the match is on. Gutting

Pleased for Targett, it’s an old school team but one that should be able to put Everton away. If not, bring on Isak

Doubt he’s actually a proper fan. Think he’s spent his life being an outcast and that’s why he’s done everything possible to try and market himself as a right wing cretin, knowing that there is an audience to lap it up. I don’t doubt he’s got awful beliefs as well but I think what’s mainly driving it is a need to be recognised, and talked about. He probably saw NUFC as a way of being part of something, find it really hard to imagine him actually liking football and the culture associated with it

0-3, Isak, Willock and Botman

That clip sums up the beauty of football and sport in general

VAR has ruled on a ton of pathetic handball decisions and asked the ref to review them often throughout the season. Last night was one of the more blatant ones and they ignored it. Yes, his body was falling but so what? They’ve been giving them for slamming a ball off someone’s hand from three yards. The rule is a mess but the issue last night was the total lack of consistency. Was a disgraceful decision in the context of what’s been given all season

Hard to disagree with any of that. I’d say Schar is next in line for player of the season after Jow