gbandit

That strike to Pope’s right post was actually a really good save as he couldn’t see clearly through the bodies. Paqueta caught it sweetly. Wouldn’t expect Pope to get beaten there but there’ll have been a bunch of goals scored this season where keepers have misjudged shots like that

Boehlynomics, a novel form of wealth redistribution economics where he massively inflates the market before going bust, thus allowing everyone else to prosper

Between him and ASM for sure. I think aside from the goals, he was the main reason we managed to get back control of the midfield after that spell when they took control and scored

Why aren’t they all livid? They sound like they don’t really give a shit

Is Boehly a foreign agent, sent there to destroy Chelsea?

Strangely shaky a couple of times tonight claiming the ball. Very out of character, hope it doesn’t knock his confidence

Fuck’s sake, it’s art. Get it up in the Louvre

Seppuku

He was class

Turned it off at the whistle, was he hunched down?

The fact that Isak and Fabianski are posing identically really does it for me

Boos from the ten remaining West Ham fans in the ground, no doubt from Brady and the remaining dildo brother

Took some studs to the face and couldn’t give a shit

Cant get enough of this like

Schar is a freak, he wins so many duels from positions where he looks like he doesn’t have a chance

Willock and Isak just showboating now

Is Isak the coolest fucker in the league?

West Ham have been desperate to get more moments onto their blooper reel tonight, just pleased we could help

Hahahahah, love it

More class football, they’re awful at the back. We’ll get another goal if we keep going for it

Jesus, Burn has literally been done in every 1 on 1

Emerson is a right pathetic cunt

Lucky to get that free kick there in fairness

Fucking hell Burn, bring Targett on

I didn’t think the last one was a yellow but that one was for Emerson