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Eurgh, basically the worst thing that could happen to our season is Bruno picking up an injury. Just have to hope it’s under a month off

Hope to fuck Bruno hasn’t damaged that foot/ankle loads more by playing on

Can’t believe we’ve been Hinchcliffe’d two matches in a row

Feel like we need a long distance screamer here to break them

They’re great at defending corners, first head on all of them

Fantastic centre forward play on the turn from Wilson

Awesome run from Willock, we need Isak on for at least 30 mins here second half. Joelinton looks bang up for it. Thank fuck Bruno shook off that potential injury. Fulham are a very good side all across the pitch in fairness

He’s going to have to come off before he does more damage to this like

Fuckkkkkk! He’s turned his foot there

Right call to include Joelinton with regards to going for a win. I’m sure it’s all being handled properly by the club, will be interesting to see what else comes out but hopefully Joelinton takes responsibility, doesn’t ever do it again and puts some money towards the right charities + connects with them to understand more about why it’s such a taboo here in the UK. Anyway, 3 points please

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with going all out against your ownership. It will harm the club’s short-term future but long-term if it’s the only option you’ve got then you need to use it. A complete act of self-harm to confront players though and will only serve to create an incredibly toxic atmosphere

Is the person who launched Fyre fest in charge of Chelsea’s transfer policy?

I don’t think he’s got pace but his movement is class. He’s so clinical, nowadays he is a top player like

Super Stevie G’s ears prick up. Would be hilarious if one of them went for him. None of them can afford to fuck up the appointment

Was there slightly earlier but with some overlap, 05-09. Did you stay in Pollock in first year? Such an amazing city, but especially for Uni. Also had the bonus experience of Boris Johnson wanting to be Uni Rector in ‘06 and in the bar at Pollock halls a student dumped a full pint over his head. We didn’t hear much from him after that

Arsenal win

Can’t get anymore small time than that

Signing a contract until 2030 eh. If Chelsea have fucked their transfer policy up they are going to be ruined as a football club. They absolutely have to be finishing in the top 4 surely to make this business model work

Everton seem fucked on all fronts: financially, their manager, the relationship between the fans + owners and fans + players, the quality of the squad. Don’t see a scenario where they stay up this season

Their fans are desperate for him. Sad state of affairs when there’s a clamour for Dyche

How many players can Lamps fit under the bus this evening? Must be getting a bit crowded down there

Some of these Everton fans seem pretty unhinged like, will be good for the league when they take a year’s sabbatical in el Champo

As much as Merson pisses me off as a pundit and the fact he’s a thick idiot who believes in his own opinion too much, I’m pleased he is in recovery with his addictions

So glad I’m not Scottish and never got dragged into the SPL. Went to Edinburgh Uni and a couple of Hibs games against Aberdeen because one of my best mates is a Dandy Dons fan. The quality in the match was very poor but the quality of the league and the potential for anyone to outperform Rangers and Celtic is also tragic

This lad has done more for concussion awareness in the sport than anyone else