gbandit

Are you fucking kidding me? What a debut goal

Please have a word with yourself

Eh? We’re creating a ton of chances in games and not finishing them. It’s that simple

If he’s picked up an injury then we need to switch up our plans from just getting a young RB with potential to getting a quality RB in who can whip in crosses otherwise our whole game plan is going to have to change

That pass to Longstaff was basically perfect

It’s a fair point like, you can’t have a player in the squad, let alone the first 11 who wastes at least one chance like that per game

Willock has burnt his man every time. His burst of pace is really underrated

His hold up play has been excellent, let’s see what happens when he gets a yard of space and can get a shot off

He’s infected the squad like

Think Howe needs to get into them, and bring Isak on. It’s unbearable watching our finishing at the moment

This Co-commentator is absolute captain hindsight

Fucking hell

Almiron and Willock have been outstanding at creating chances

Absolutely vile technique from Longstaff

I like him on the left but we have better options and his best position is in the middle so I agree, time to move him back. He’s a good option if Willock or ASM aren’t available but otherwise, in the middle

Albrighton? Does he still have any legs?

Isak to come on after 60’ and smash one top corner

Not convinced like. Looking forward to seeing how he gets on, he’s very good in the air and they do miss that up front

I get that competition for places is a good thing but if you’re a midfielder at Chelsea you must be thinking, ‘I’m not trusted as they’re looking at bringing in multiple players that can play my position’. Pretty destabilising to be interested in multiple players across the midfield when they already have loads. Hope they spend a fortune and still finish 8th

Poor Brighton and hove, ransacked

“Eeeeeh, ah had to look deep within and realise what was best for me boyhood club. I rang up wor Amanda and said look, that fella that took Bournemouth down, he’s your man. I don’t want to take any credit for it, that’s not who I am, I put his name out there and I rang him and asked him to come up to the toon. Ah told wor Amanda, sign him or I’ll throw meself off the Tyne bridge. I know people call me Saint Bruce but I think that’s a touch too far, just a little pat on the back is all I’m after, a little recognition for what I’ve done for the club”

not sure why he’s saying Chelsea going for wingers / attacking midfielders means that Mudryk is out, given that Chelsea’s sole role in football is to collect midfielders till they have every single one

Pulisic’s valuation is based off history, he’s looked poor for Chelsea for a long time, his performances there for well over a season are not anywhere near £40m

I’m sure this post has been made several times but Central Coast of Oz to Edinburgh is some switch in terms of climate and lifestyle

Rooney in the early days has to be top 5. Kane is probably in there, Shearer. I realise these are all strikers but they’re all players who fit into world class category