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Interesting, will be somewhere between 50-60 you’d imagine and that would be decent business from both sides I guess. I don’t think he’ll have a stellar career for Chelsea though, but I like the lad and hope he continues to do well for England

Interesting, Middle Eastern marketplace brand. Anyone who knows the market in the Middle East, are they huge?

He’s 27 but only has 1 year left on his contract, England international, has been a great player for Man City. What do we think the fee will be? Given he has 1 year left I reckon it’ll be around the £50m mark, what do people think?

There’s no way we’re struggling for cash. We’ll spend big but we might have to be creative in the financial breakdown of the deal. Be amazed if we don’t spend fairly big on a striker and RW

Don’t want to give the Mail any clicks, apart from Isak, there weren’t any other new names or names that had gone cold for weeks? I would absolutely love Isak

Edwards said we’d spend fuck all in January and he was talking shit. He’s basically realised that his main job as a journalist is to get clicks and that being wrong has no negative impact on that, in fact, if it pisses people off, all the better for it. Another person who needs to be ignored

Not sure I could see DCL and Wilson in the same side. If we'd signed Ekitike, I could have seen him lining up alongside Wilson potentially

Edwards: "The club will go bankrupt if they sign even one more player. St James's Park is currently a pile of rubble and I'm hearing that one of the first team players has just been run over by the team bus. As always, things can change but as it stands the club is going into administration in the next five minutes."

The main reason why I warmed to them so much was Ronaldinho leading into Xavi, Iniesta and then Messi. Messi has been my favourite player for over a decade but now that he's gone they've not got a lot going for them anymore

He might scowl a lot and spend a ton of time rolling about but his attitude on the pitch is excellent, he gives a lot for his team and was one of their very few good players from last season

Think the Everton fans will implode if those two go, especially the Molerat

When we actually win something, he'll trot out some line about how it could be the downfall of the club as we won't know how to handle success

I know people have said we should do the Botman returns unveiling but we’d be missing a trick if we didn’t have him on a 100m track and film him doing a sub 7 seconds 100m

Some journalist the other day said that wasn’t accurate. Said we were ready to offer £35m, don’t think they specified a sum that would get it done but they were making out it would be a fair amount less than £60m

If he goes to PSG, he’ll have a graveyard career for a few years. Anyway, our focus is on getting in quality players who are excited about playing for us. It seems like we wouldn’t necessarily have got the second part of that as I’m sure if he really wanted to come, he’d have overruled his agent

Eh? Is that a whoosh post? Eriksen is one of the best midfielders in the world

Jesus is far more than a goalscorer and he’s got an outstanding attitude. Will be a good signing for them

Pull the ladder up, boys

Think he’s too focused on saving his job and getting on with delivering for the country to make an announcement about Botman

Man U Twitter is class at the moment, full of loads of despairing characters

Happy to slam down some serious cash on him not going to Everton

They were Newcastle’s resident Ken M

Was he even an NUFC fan? Can’t actually remember a genuine post, just endless high quality troll posts

Be still my beating cock

If we do walk away in the coming days, wouldn't be at all surprised if he joins at the end of the window, but hopefully with his agent long gone