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Calling it now, Everton are getting relegated next season

Will destroy the teams long-term who have less money. They're already contending with getting fewer decisions, have much weaker squads and are becoming poorer year-by-year in comparison with the richest clubs.

they won’t stop

Love this lad, such a likeable bloke

Agree with all of this apart from I don’t know about him starting ahead of Kulu. Think it’ll be very interesting to see how they both fare next season, I can’t figure out how they’re going to line up but Richarlison will add so much to them given how quickly they break and cut through sides

Got mine as well, glad that’s done

I’ll forgive him if he posts a story to insta with pictures of his agent with a black eye, some teeth missing and a broken nose with the tagline ‘vas te faire foutre’

Shit, will have to figure something out

4191, but got a supervision session with someone at 10:30 and it says my expected arrival time on the website is 10:52 so no idea how I’ll sort it out when I eventually get on

Going to be interesting to see how Tottenham line up next season

Looks like a tablecloth with a runner down the middle

That third shirt for Plymouth looks absolutely class, got a soft spot for them as a club for how they received us when we were getting promoted, despite them knowing they were relegated

Think PSG are quickly becoming the club I dislike the most

Cannot fucking wait for Chelsea to fuck off like. They were making enormous losses under the oligarch. If they don’t make top 4 next season they’re going to be in terrible shape

I went off him when I listened to an interview between him and his agent and he kept calling his agent Marra. His agent had the audacity to call Shearer a rectangle

Nah, we’ll spend big if we can get a high quality right winger or forward. The challenge is finding a great talent who wants to join us right now. We need some moneyball tactics to find someone whose potential hasn’t been realised at their current club

Nope

Sounds like he’s going to stick around at Reims then or some other club that’s happy to shell out silly money to his agent but I can’t think of another club that would be willing to do that other than PSG

Didn’t some journalist say he had no intention of returning to us, so maybe we sounded him out and he told us no

Did he mistake them for hookers?

“I need your clothes, your boots and your black people carrier”

How is he commanding such a high fee, considering his stats to date? Seems massively underwhelming on paper but would love to hear from someone who’s watched him play

I think each club should be allowed to retire one shirt number, but that’s the limit. Meaning clubs have to be extremely selective about who is their club hero

“In the Electronics & Media market in United Arab Emirates, noon.com is ranked #3 with > US$75m in 2021. Therefore, noon.com accounts for 5% - 10% of eCommerce net sales in this category.” I’ll take it