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I imagine we’ve got other targets lined up that we’ll be pushing on with more now as we’ve clearly put a lot into this one already and it’s unclear if it’s going to come off. I’m sure that we’re already doing this but it feels like we should make an ultimatum with a specific date if we haven’t already done so

There’s bullshit sources on Twitter saying he’s fully completed the medical and others saying he hasn’t arrived. Can’t find anything from a reputable source

Honestly man, it’s like someone in a lab came up with the most piss-weak troll they could imagine. Everything he does pisses me off and yet he’s an absolute weapons grade loser

3K followers, no blue tick, tweeted five hours ago to say that his West Ham medical was half-completed. Sounds legit

Love a hijack, no idea what his game is like at all though

Were we still linked with Zapata after we signed Wood? Or did the links stop after that?

Aye, the next article will be that Botman has taken out a restraining order against us

Hahahah; absolutely hilarious game this

Our wingers have been absolutely shite tonight

Class run and cross from James

Just don’t think you can give a red when someone only tackles with one foot, that low and at that pace

Not a red that

Yeah, you’re right, how someone performs for a whole club season has no bearing on their ability to play for the national side. I’ll pipe down

His performances for West Ham this season say differently

Hate this Hungary team like

Disgusting

Aussie keeper auditioning for the circus

The World Cramp Cup goes to Australia at least

Peru’s final pass and general weight of pass has been awful

First shot on target in the 88th minute? Australia look the stronger team now

Peru are really frustrating, they’ve broken past the halfway line several times and then as soon as they get another ten yards they totally pause, let Australia get into shape and then pass it around the back line for a bit

Yeah, Australia are Stoke from any season from the last decade and Peru are technically better but not really done anything of note. If their right winger keeps running at the left back they’ll score though

Australian left back getting absolutely rinsed by Peru’s RW

Slow news days and here we are again. Didn’t Ben Arfa have a tricky upbringing or relationship with his dad? He was clearly not the most stable guy and who knows what experiences cultivated that but his attitude on the pitch was fine. If he had an issue with people like Deschamps or Pardew then that only makes me respect him more

My main hope is that we see Ben Arfa take part in Soccer Aid once he retires and that Pardew and Bruce get subbed on for a couple of minutes, during which Ben Arfa snaps them both in half causing them to be stretchered off