gbandit

This Schiavone lad is a funny lad, gonna follow him for more laughs

Is this our first saga signing?

To be honest, the board had dwindled down to a lot of things infrequent posting and just die-hards pre-takeover. Was a dark time in the history of the forum

Making the right decision for himself there and you can’t blame him one bit. Hope he gets a decent opportunity next

Arise Slothman

That account has 191k followers and it has a link to a website, looks legit to me

I’d say that’s the most categorical line that’s been taken so far suggesting he’s coming to us instead of Milan, fuck knows though until more sources come through

Normally Dall-E produces some kind of fantasy hellscape blend of images, but I feel like I'm just looking at photos of Steve Bruce at the local kebab shop there

I think the major issue for West Ham will be goals. They relied on Bowen scoring a lot last season and it’s unlikely he’ll do as well next season. They desperately need a quality striker but I imagine they’ll get one

I think we can overtake Leicester for sure, West Ham will probably be out of reach unless they pick up some injuries or someone bangs Moyes’s daughter

I would be delighted with Broja, he’s like a more mobile and technically gifted Mitrovic (obviously he’s nowhere near as polished in loads of areas and has a lot of development to go).

Surprising if they find any shady business in the accounts, always thought Abramovich was squeaky clean

Surely Howe and the coaches will be working as a priority area on distribution. I'm sure at Burnley they didn't give it due attention but maybe he can improve that aspect of his game too

Absolute mess getting charged for that. There is no premeditated intent, literally anything could happen and the best way to protect themselves is either to leg it or proactively fight back against anyone who’s particularly threatening

Good, let’s apply some pressure a la Maximo Park, would be happy with any of Ekitike, Gouiri or Broja. Ekitike would be my first choice based on potential and I reckon we’ll find out quickly if his agent is going to out himself as a soy boy beta cuck now that we’re outwardly looking at other targets

Looks like a wish version of Romesh Ranganathan

Happy with either walking away or walking away as a bargaining tactic. If the agent doesn’t back down then it clearly wasn’t going to happen anyway. Shame if it doesn’t work out as I was excited about this one

Aye, we’ve got quality wingers coming out of our ears, good riddance I say

Great signing for Arsenal, this could be their season for getting back in the top 4. They’ll be desperate to make it happen next season otherwise I can’t see it happening again for a long time

Hopefully he chokes to death

“Went for a sneaky peak round SJP today, they’ve added several padded cells and instead of the staff wearing black and white, they were all in white. Stay tuned for more later.”

Aye, he clearly thinks because we’re Dollar United he can play hardball for more cash. I’m glad we’re not being pushed around. Was reassuring to hear Romano talk about our approach yesterday

There was a link about a week ago saying we had some interest, don’t think it said much more than that though

Personally think that’s a great deal for you, but not guaranteed success without a number of other upgrades too

Let Mbappe decide that