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Marvellous

His game is really interesting like, not the kind of raw pace I’d love for us to have but we can get that from an outright winger. He’s got lovely technique on his right foot and seems to read the game very well. Not seen enough of him to know about his left foot though, does he use it at all apart from tap ins?

Doubt it, they’re very different players

Would be very pleased with this

Wot?

Not so sure about Zinchenko, not sure what his best position is and he goes from looking amazing to looking poor in the same game too often. I think there’s a really good player in there but Pep hasn’t been able to make him consistent enough which would worry me as he normally improves players a lot

I would not touch DCL for £40m

Quite left field but why not

Strange mixture of ricks and freak goals. There were quite a few that were just incredibly unlucky, prefer a nonstop set of howlers

Shola can become an ambassador for the club if he’s deemed not up to the job. Lovely guy at least

Anyone seen much of Nunez outside of clips? I know you could collect some awful moments from any footballer if you picked their worst games but his touch and close control looks poor there and his passing as well

Yuck

The one thing you can say about Richarlison is that he’s committed to being a nobhead. In fairness, I do respect how much he always gives for his team but I would get so pissed off with his antics

Me personally, no. I like the look of Ekitike and the fact Dortmund are interested says a lot. However, he’s 19 and our only other realistic striker option has a very poor fitness record. I think we need two strikers irrespective of what we add on the wings and in central midfield

That open top bus parade looked so grim

Turned it off but please let me know about how sad and deflated Michael Owen is

Feel like Benzema has a murder in him one day, maybe after he hangs up his boots

Christ, Courtois

Carvajal best player on the pitch tonight

This defensive performance from Real Madrid has been outstanding

Will do, look forward to revisiting this post several times

Hehehe

Diaz, so good

Could have stomached the shit decision if it had been Liverpool scoring like that

Peter Walton shitting himself here knowing he has to talk some more