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Honestly couldn’t give a shit what anyone says about anything outside of our club. Have no interest in hearing why we stayed up from people who don’t follow us

Odds on them offering the assistant manager job when he declines?

Was my end of Uni exams day, everyone was celebrating. Felt like absolute shit and was a proper anti- social twat. If someone had offered me a cup of tea I’d have told them to fuck off

He’s a strange player, goes from doing some really great stuff to looking awful and way off the pace. Can’t figure him out at all

Rugby is at the bottom for me and then F1 after that although I at least keep tabs on F1 without actually watching or following races in detail. Couldn’t name more than two active rugby players but I follow Cricket, Tennis, Snooker, Bouldering, Basketball and Cycling to greater and lesser degrees

Rugby is such an odd sport, I know loads of people who are rugby fans but don’t like any other sport which I find weird as fuck. Whereas I like almost every sport apart from rugby

Yes, begrudgingly have to admit they’re doing great business. Sick of hearing about how Stevie G is central to all the signings though

If we get four more Bruno-like signings we’d finish in the top four. Be amazed if we get even two Bruno-level players

Thank fuck it’s a laceration. Let’s hope it didn’t cut through anything serious and he’s back for pre-season dominating again. We really missed him against such a physical side today

This thread is my new home for the next three months

Player of the Season: Joelinton Most Improved Player of the Season: Joelinton Most Disappointing Player: Murphy Signing of the Season: Bruno Goal of the Season (feel free to rank your top 3): Bruno’s backheel Bruno’s chip Trippier freekick against Everton Game of the Season: Newcastle vs Arsenal On the pitch Moment of the Season (we all know the takeover was the off-field most important): Joelinton kicking the ball off his own head and then back into the turf Manager rating out of 10: 10 Season rating out of 10: Overall, I’m giving it a 9 because Ashley’s gone, we got the takeover and there are the foundations there for an amazing future

Get fucked Burnley

So weird, he just gently dinked it away with his hand. If they get relegated he'd better watch his letterbox

Fucking Lascelles man

What happened, someone do him?

Massive shame, really can’t see him developing as well there compared to Real Madrid or other teams abroad. PSG are a fucking mess, feels like a terrible decision to stay with a basketcase of a club even if he’s now one of the richest people in France

He was injured for the vast majority of the second half of the season

Can’t believe he’s employed as a journalist while he’s saying stuff like that. Making an absolute mockery of himself and legitimate arguments against us by writing shite like this

Not remotely interested

At least Roeder knew who he was, he was just a guy who'd gotten lucky in football but as you say, he was a really decent bloke on top of that. Pardew was a cunt with no ability and thought he was an excellent manager

The thing is, I totally agree that each set of fans knows way more about their own players and manager than anyone else looking in and should be trusted but then I look on Twitter and a good number of NUFC fans talk about how Pardew should be remembered as a good manager here. If you compare that to here where everyone accepts he was a disgrace then it makes it a difficult argument about which fans you can trust

Think of all the Ape NFTs he could buy with that

Would have preferred if Vieira had landed a proper shot on him. Imagine doing that after your team survives potential relegation. What scum