gbandit

Would love this, think he's a loyal lad and he'll want to stay for now but there's going to be interest from a lot of clubs

Think the increased pitch invasions coupled with assaults are part of wider issues in society. People are angry as fuck about so many things either because their lives are awful or they’ve been fired up by the papers. We’ve seen a major erosion of responsibility being taken by people in the highest office. Genuinely feel like we’re getting closer to some nasty scenes becoming commonplace not just in football but in many walks of life as the crises we’re facing intensify

Not sure, I don’t like Richarlison on the pitch but I’m all for him going in on Carragher on Twitter. “I don’t respect you” cuts deep

Right, off to purge some vom from my system

He’ll be throwing all his players under the bus as soon as it goes sour, can’t wait

Sushimonster aka the pre-match fluffer

Introduce the pre-pens challenge where each team gets five free kicks from 25 yards with just the keeper to beat. If one team is on top there then they win and it doesn’t go to pens. If all even, pens

I tell you what, I thought I’d never love a manager again like I did with Keegan and Bobby. Hughton was a class act and Rafa incredibly special. Reading those Howe quotes though, knowing who he is as a person, how much he cares and wants it, how he’s clearly a genuinely decent person as well. If we can rise as a club together he’s going to be right up there for me with Keegan and Bobby. Feel proud to have him as a manager. Fuck me, maybe it was worth it after all to suffer for 14 years for what we have now

3 before 2? Have a word with yourself

Didn’t they just flat out want £12m? Idiots

“Heating or eating today, that’s the question” said Mbappe in French

Get it done as soon as possible

Most important person involved in football in the last 100 years is what I heard

Aye, can't wait for the summer window to be honest. Sure, it'll be shite not having games every week but I reckon we'll be kept entertained by stories coming through about us every day, linked with quality players.

Hopefully we can sign enough purples over the next few years that the weirdos have to spread themselves thin across a bunch of players

Great morning troll work from Froggy, saw an opening and took advantage

Disappointing

Actual crack cocaine

Just burn them to the ground

Bruno is a force, there’s something about his character combined with his ability that makes him the most dominant player on the pitch game after game. It’s so rare you find a player who is this technically good whose mentality ensures his level is always high. We need to build the team around him

Aye, the way he trapped that ball was immense

That’s the word, bullied, Liverpool bully teams with their high press and we did it all night long. This victory is all on Howe, he’s transformed so many of these players into the absolute best versions of themselves and the style of football we’re playing is what we’ve been craving since Bobby left

We’re an absolute fortress nowadays. When teams come next season they’re going to be intimidated from the whistle, hasn’t been like that for twenty years

My favourite player for twenty years

Absolutely love being a Newcastle fan, best it’s been since Bobby, but the difference is, there’s the promise of more to come