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One thing I’ll always give this lad a 10/10 for is his photo smile, always looks like he’s just found out his parents are taking him to Disneyland

Not good news regarding big Jow, hopefully it’s nothing serious and he’ll be back for Chelsea although you’d think he may be a doubt for Sunday

Bit dead behind the eyes, might be the Tory in him

I don’t think there’s any long-term chance of them going to ruins like. I don’t want to see decent people’s livelihoods ruined but it’s not some binary black and white issue that’s going on here. Ultimately, Abramovich being sanctioned properly is good news for football provided more is done to root out corrupt businessmen in football. If that happens to us later down the line, I’m fine with it provided the process is fair. This problem isn’t going away and it’ll be the fans who suffer but Abramovich has been involved in Putin’s war effort and I’m glad they’ve finally done something

The war is devastating and every day it goes on becomes more tragic. Seeing a wanker like Abramovich finally getting his comeuppance is good, especially after their fans chanted his name while they were asked to honour Ukraine

Lerl, some positive news at least to go alongside my positive Covid test which means I can’t go to the match later

Must be shit being a PSG fan, all that cash and star players and this sort of return every year. Embarrassing for the owners

I think with the right coaching and in the right set-up Rashford could be absolutely class. It's a little odd how his career has stalled so much in the last 18 months - 2 years

I think Dion Dublin might be the most lightweight of all of them, I find him far less offensive than others but he is a total non-entity. I have nothing against Mark Chapman and I must say that Ian Wright has improved so much in recent years, he used to annoy me a decade back but he’s class now

For someone with this pace he doesn’t make nearly enough of it. He’s not technically good enough for us going forward, would personally be looking to sell this summer

Could handle Mourinho if he wasn’t going through one of his emo phases

That’s just annoying as fuck though

Does Mahrez get enough respect? Absolutely quality player that I feel we just take for granted

Has he got any other sketches or characters he plays?

Respect to Tuchel for his comments, not an easy thing to call out your own fans as cunts

Think you’re going a bit far like, Keegan is in a league of his own for me, with Bobby in a league of his own after. Keegan wasn’t just a revolutionary figure for the club but just a man of pure class. I think Eddie has some of those classy qualities and if he wins something for us and stays for years he could prove to be right up there but let’s give him a few seasons first

How was this beast today for anyone who watched the full 90 minutes?

Feel in such safe hands with Eddie, even going into difficult games I’m expecting us to compete every time for at least a point

Staveley and the board deserve huge praise for the decision to go with Eddie. It took a while to get there but he’s perfect for the club right now and hopefully for many seasons to come

Sounds like we’ve robbed them based off the comments on here. Strange decision to keep Shelvey on for so long if we’ve had zero control over the midfield all game

Willock to get his third on the bounce, Wood to break his duck, narrow win 2-1

The most small-time cunt going

Good that we’ve found something new to shit the bed about though, I was starting to worry we’d run out of things with our upturn in form

Ross Barkley’s got to be in the top 10 of most pointless premier league players, how many minutes does he get at Chelsea per season?

Something about Mount really annoys me, not sure if it’s him or people who big him up too much