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Ross Barkley’s got to be in the top 10 of most pointless premier league players, how many minutes does he get at Chelsea per season?

Something about Mount really annoys me, not sure if it’s him or people who big him up too much

Pretty dire football on show in these matches at the moment

Feel like we’re a far more balanced side than we have been in years. Players get injured but because our system is so clear and the coaching and fitness so good we aren’t too badly affected. This is the most expectant I’ve gone into a game in years that we’ll pick up three points

Get fucked Chelsea, can’t wait for you to sink down the league, horror show of a club

He’s angrier than Lawro and doesn’t crack shit gags as much but he’s not quite as livid as Birtles yet. I think it’ll come in a few more years

Danny Murphy carrying the torch as this era’s Gary Birtles

Outstanding goal

The fuck has been going on with these graphics?

Amazing move that down the right by Boro

Let down by their quality in the final third but Boro definitely deserve this

I heard Spielberg’s in talks to do a sequel to Catch Me If You Can, focusing on Bruce masquerading as a football manager. Believe that pigeon lady from Home Alone 2 is first in line for the lead role

System of a clown

The Kepa transfer story is obviously bullshit as Eddie cares about the character of a player a lot. Kepa is a little bitch

Miserable end to the game for Monaco, very poor headed own goal, red card, and then two defenders dawdle and concede again

Sofiane Diop looks quality from what I’ve seen in this Monaco game? People watch him regularly?

AS - “Fraser and Joelinton are different players since Howe came in” GL - “Why is that Alan?” AS - “Because Bruce was a fucking snake and absolutely shit at his job”

It’s definitely both, he may have been thick as fuck to begin with but I think the heavy drinking has probably meant that he’s got way less ability to think reflectively and question himself, he’s so fixed in his ideas. Poor lad

What a lovely lad, how fucking good is it to actually like our players. Got a hugely likeable bunch right now

Don’t ever want this beast to leave

This lad’s turn around in form has been the biggest surprise for me, I would have been happy to bin him off at the end of the season but I’d like to see him remain as a squad player now for sure

Does Lloris just neck a ton of pills before every match these days?

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Beyond me how anyone’s above a 2 but fair play, it’s good that people are generally not over a 5 anymore

“I just can’t see who’s going to come in and do a better job than Steve, he knows the club, he deserves his chance under the new regime.” Get fucked 80%+ of pundits