gbandit

These lads are weak as piss

Woltemade’s play as a 10 is frankly cock enlarging

Trippier putting far too much on his passes

Get in man

Their transition from defence to midfield is awful and rushed. Need to punish them

He desperately needs space. Not a player that works well in tight spaces. We’ve now got two first team choice wingers who basically rely on space to run into. The balance isn’t right

I do think it’ll work out but it’s not helped by the fact we don’t have a single winger in form (not going to say Murphy’s in form)

Elanga can be very slow at reading play and when to come towards the ball and shield it

The relief when I saw this thread title, indescribable

Spoiler

Do feel for KingKenny, this was his big day trying to wind up Newcastle fans and it’s been overshadowed by his team looking like fucking dogshit again and deservedly losing

Rat rate, one touch every seven minutes. Discount on the rate if you let him go on strike for two months and lose all match fitness and cost his national team a qualifying spot in the World Cup

High foot, needless

Joao Pedro is an unbearable thick, arrogant twat

Badiashile feels so far away from being a quality footballer

Riccardo Rios has had about as bad a game as you can have

He absolutely is going to be shown up this season

A message from the ref to Enzo Fernandez as they came out that he needs to be careful as he’s on a yellow card? The fuck is this shit

Beautiful

Grim own goal that, belted it into the night

Got a feeling Benfica are going to take a massive shit on Chelsea here

Should be a slogan for the forum or a pop up in player threads directly after matches

They’re incredibly weak mentally. They got bailed out by the refs yesterday. Going to be funny as fuck when Arteta erupts with some more of his vermin-level craic when it goes to shit

Everton - dislike the least? Some wild shit that. The only thing I’d say is that the you think about different clubs it becomes very difficult to find any that I don’t hate

That lad Diouf is an absolute machine. Incredibly strong and then to follow up with that top quality cross