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I want Semenyo

I was worried that Chelsea would push on this season but the fact they have all these wide options and a number of them have big egos will mean that it’s all going to be a fucking mess again as the vast majority of them aren’t going to be happy

Joao Felix may be the funniest player in the league

This is pathetic refereeing, literally blowing anytime a player goes near another one. Thought this type of pathetic over-refereeing of games was supposed to be being phased out

Every challenge I’ve seen since I started watching after half time has been a yellow

Despite how much the premier league is desperately trying to limit competitiveness I love the fact that Bournemouth, Brighton, Wolves last season and others regularly give anyone a game nowadays

Chelsea getting absolutely battered here

No doubt about that, let’s hope Mitchell is the right guy to both make that happen and make it happen in a way that works with and for Howe. If he isn’t then let’s find the person who is

New cop on the block with an attitude gets put in his place by a hardened officer who’s seen it all, or at least she thought she had…

Yeah, used to play for Sheffield United in the championship

It’s frightening how much better at football Ndiaye is compared to his teammates

Digne and Konsa hopefully going to do a Dyer Bowyer

Dat central defending though

Terrible goal to concede defensively

Said it in the other games thread but not getting Guehi may be one of the best bits of business we’ve ever done. I say that as a fan of him as well but the whole thing was absurd from start to finish

All annoying, there’s no point being on loan unless you get a ton of minutes. You basically need to be starting most games for it to be more useful than staying with us

This will never not be funny like

Not that I think he’s a bad player so much. Personally don’t think he’ll make it at the level you need him to and you’ll sell him for £20m in a year or two but it just comes across like a bit of a loser to me somehow. Can’t put my finger on it. Sitting on the boardings next to Garnacho just seemed like he didn’t know what to do with himself

Amad comes across like such a chump to me. What an easy win that is for Man U. Southampton are going to fade very quickly this season if they can’t keep their press up as they’re not going to score many goals

Baffled why Amad is starting over Garnacho

Bruno F, what a thick cunt

Mazraoui looks good

Brereton Diaz is so shit man

Southampton are absolutely fine in the middle. They’re awful up top and at the back. There’s no way they should be losing here though. On the balance of play it should be 1:1

What a fucking hideous penalty, it doesn’t get worse