gbandit

This has been really grim

Toxin’s been class, wanker

Joao Felix is such a slug

Yellow’s fair but still a very poor challenge. Love seeing Brady look glum, the sour twat

Awful challenge

It’s hard to rate Chelsea based on how bad West Ham are. They’ve given the ball away directly to Chelsea within their final third multiple times in dangerous positions and they’ve allowed people to run through them at will. Areola has also been shite. Chelsea look good but it’s one of those where it says a lot more about West Ham

Neto will be waiting for him in the changing room to give him a wedgie

Wish we were playing West Ham sooner than the end of November. Any pace up front and you can get in behind them from central positions, it’s ridiculous

Can’t really argue too much with any of that

Enjoying Areola today, more of that please when we play them

Wonder if Rodrigo Ramos thinks West Ham are serial losers

Fuck the referees for not giving that pen. Awful

Nicky Jam? The famed Latin female artist that’s a huge Trump fan?

West Ham defensively are as bad as it gets at this level. It’s so easy for Chelsea to play the ball in behind

Fuck’s sake, Jackson’s been great in fairness

Hate watch it Toon, when they lose it’s so sweet

If we’re getting a reboot of the fanbase where we get superpowers, bagsy Gambit

Hall was in the Twitter image, does that have any correlation to whether players start?

Just got this tattoo done in honour of our eminent new member

Petition to rename Newcastle-Online.org as Serial-Losers.org please

I predict our season starts to look a lot better from today and we start clicking in possession. I also predict that you stop posting as soon as we have an upturn in form but then periodically return at points when there’s any type of setback Yours sincerely, a serial loser

such a huge cunt

Reminds me of the Colin Robinson actor’s car in better call Saul

Fuck me, what a journalistic shambles

Hope we get a piece from Ben Arfa one day where he says the highlight of his career was his spell under us. Would be nice to hear that he loved it as much as we did