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Aye, every touch when receiving the ball at pace sees the ball end up close to a metre from his foot. Not sure that’s going to improve unfortunately

One from Anderson and one from Williams I think. Anderson’s stopped Wolt receiving it 25 yards from their goal on the turn so was particularly egregious

His passing is regularly just beyond or just before our players in attack so it slows us down or completely breaks the attacks down. I’m now subscribed to the opinion that it’s time for him to be phased out in favour of a player who’s better on the ball, e.g. Ramsey. I love Jow off the ball but we’re not the high press team we once were. We’re a possession side now and can’t really afford simple lapses all the time

More complacent passing today in our own half that let them attack us. Delivered a lovely switch ball to Tonali but I’m finding it frustrating how lazy he’s been with short passing this season

It’s his reading of the game that is the biggest issue for me. He’s never going to be amazing against a low block style but he’s not reading when to make runs, when to come to the ball etc

Pretty faultless player in all honesty, so few weaknesses in his game. When we start moving the ball faster (when we have Ramsey back and Elanga and Gordon playing with confidence) he’s going to feast on goals. The key will be a system that includes Wolt and Wissa together

Every single minor decision today he called wrong. Fucking imbecile of the highest order. They’re meant to be there to let the game flow. Instead, he blew up every single time one of our players was within touching distance of theirs. Also missed two deliberate handballs from them

They’re going to get Harold Bishoped into the sun (no idea what this reference means, just doesn’t feel right to not attempt a Neighbours reference).

This is fucking hilarious like. Got someone mining data until they come up with anything that makes Wirtz not look like a flop

Who else do you think may be off next summer? We have some aging players but a lot already have replacements. I’d be surprised if we were to sell Joelinton even though I think the argument to sell is becoming more convincing. GK still needs figuring out for sure. Hard to imagine both Barnes and Gordon being here after next summer’s window

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Did you see it? Miscontrolling a ball isn’t going to do shit for his confidence

Everything Wirtz touches turns to shit, the anti Midas touch

“If he means it”, are you fucking kidding man

Isak also reaching that point in the match where it looks like he’s coming down off a year on meth

Isak’s going to need to get used to it

Not sure if I’d still be watching football if we didn’t have innovative new features like refcam to show us goals in really awful quality

Great outing from one and all N-O, already looking forward to the next one

Couple of dickheads acting like dickheads, love to see it

Jesus, what a killer for Fulham

What a ridiculous goal

Is there a ref that comes close to guessing as often as Hooper does? Feel like every call is just a flip of the coin for him

Aye, King looks immense

Think it’s highly likely in all honesty. Unless Ramsdale dislodges Pope this season and we make him permanent. Can only see that happening if Pope gets an injury, at the moment

Why do people with huge riches feel the need to grift like crazy? Why can’t people just entertain themselves without exploiting others all the time