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He just perfectly embodies who Newcastle have been in my lifetime

It’s absurd how hard he kicks that ball. An utterly ridiculous talent. How can someone be that good at kicking a ball as well as being one of the best dribblers in the world

The issue with Mount is he’s so tactically inflexible. He can only really play one position and that one is fairly unorthodox. He’s not a winger, he’s not a CM and he’s not a playmaker. He’s an attacking midfielder who isn’t really a playmaker

Seriously hope he's not on the brink. If anything he deserves a contract extension for bringing Man U back to where they belong

Looking forward to more Views From The Lane

Could honestly watch Limmy clips all day long

Better finisher, not as good movement and link up play but still very good movement and I think his link up play is actually underrated as well

What the fuck is going on with his career

Can’t beat a bit of forum police, love it

I love booing him, probably my favourite player to give shit to

Must be rough for Casemiro falling apart at Man U. If he goes to a smaller club it doesn’t get noticed but everyone can see in microscopic detail how badly he’s declined

Werner is such a busted flush, hard to believe he's as ineffective as he is

He’s a better finisher than almost all strikers in the league

Not showing the Isak penalty incident on MOTD, classic

Loath to talk on behalf of someone else but my take is that it’s less about being contrarian and more about always wanting to have a take on things and theorise about the reasons for things and normally those takes come across less like an opinion and often like “this is how it is”. I think the strength of belief that TCD sometimes has in his own takes is why people struggle sometimes and the directness of it

It does feel like he’d be a Death Eater if the option was on the table

Antony, Casemiro, Mason Mount and Andre Onana are colossal wastes of money

At this stage there is absolutely zero value to us in selling him compared to what we get from him. The only time that it would have made sense was in January. Hopefully he can get himself into the best place mentally and contribute massively to our season

If Guehi has been lied to by Palace (obviously circumstances changed with that injury but who the fuck knows what they’d have done otherwise) then its hard to believe he’ll have his heart in it from now on even if he is a model pro

That kick on the corner flag was elite

Build him the statue he deserves

What’s the consensus among the “but why the fuck did we sign him?” crew these days?

I’ll never love him due to his lack of top footballing ability but he’s been a really important player for us and has always given as much as he can and never complained

Yeah, that’s fair. I’d say Burn was more important to keeping them out than anyone else but Tino didn’t have any errors that I can remember