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I’ll forgive him if he posts a story to insta with pictures of his agent with a black eye, some teeth missing and a broken nose with the tagline ‘vas te faire foutre’

Shit, will have to figure something out

4191, but got a supervision session with someone at 10:30 and it says my expected arrival time on the website is 10:52 so no idea how I’ll sort it out when I eventually get on

Going to be interesting to see how Tottenham line up next season

Looks like a tablecloth with a runner down the middle

That third shirt for Plymouth looks absolutely class, got a soft spot for them as a club for how they received us when we were getting promoted, despite them knowing they were relegated

Think PSG are quickly becoming the club I dislike the most

Cannot fucking wait for Chelsea to fuck off like. They were making enormous losses under the oligarch. If they don’t make top 4 next season they’re going to be in terrible shape

I went off him when I listened to an interview between him and his agent and he kept calling his agent Marra. His agent had the audacity to call Shearer a rectangle

Nah, we’ll spend big if we can get a high quality right winger or forward. The challenge is finding a great talent who wants to join us right now. We need some moneyball tactics to find someone whose potential hasn’t been realised at their current club

Nope

Sounds like he’s going to stick around at Reims then or some other club that’s happy to shell out silly money to his agent but I can’t think of another club that would be willing to do that other than PSG

Didn’t some journalist say he had no intention of returning to us, so maybe we sounded him out and he told us no

Did he mistake them for hookers?

“I need your clothes, your boots and your black people carrier”

How is he commanding such a high fee, considering his stats to date? Seems massively underwhelming on paper but would love to hear from someone who’s watched him play

I think each club should be allowed to retire one shirt number, but that’s the limit. Meaning clubs have to be extremely selective about who is their club hero

“In the Electronics & Media market in United Arab Emirates, noon.com is ranked #3 with > US$75m in 2021. Therefore, noon.com accounts for 5% - 10% of eCommerce net sales in this category.” I’ll take it

Interesting, will be somewhere between 50-60 you’d imagine and that would be decent business from both sides I guess. I don’t think he’ll have a stellar career for Chelsea though, but I like the lad and hope he continues to do well for England

Interesting, Middle Eastern marketplace brand. Anyone who knows the market in the Middle East, are they huge?

He’s 27 but only has 1 year left on his contract, England international, has been a great player for Man City. What do we think the fee will be? Given he has 1 year left I reckon it’ll be around the £50m mark, what do people think?

There’s no way we’re struggling for cash. We’ll spend big but we might have to be creative in the financial breakdown of the deal. Be amazed if we don’t spend fairly big on a striker and RW

Don’t want to give the Mail any clicks, apart from Isak, there weren’t any other new names or names that had gone cold for weeks? I would absolutely love Isak

Edwards said we’d spend fuck all in January and he was talking shit. He’s basically realised that his main job as a journalist is to get clicks and that being wrong has no negative impact on that, in fact, if it pisses people off, all the better for it. Another person who needs to be ignored

Not sure I could see DCL and Wilson in the same side. If we'd signed Ekitike, I could have seen him lining up alongside Wilson potentially