gbandit

He’ll be an outstanding signing for them. He always gives everything, can play multiple roles and will get goals. I think we’re at a stage where we can just about get top quality from abroad. I don’t think we can get it yet from the top teams in the premier league

Was that their username? Don’t remember them

The only thing that works with these creeps is starving them of attention

You’ve got Botman on the brain lad

Bizarre post like, I’d get it if you were complaining about links to Burnley players but the fact that Milan, PSG and Dortmund are after these players should be enough to convince anyone that proper scouts rate them. Dortmund have a fantastic track record

Out of Ekitike and Botman I was far more excited about this lad. Let's see what happens next week. A striker and player out wide are the most important transfers this window so this lad could tick both boxes over time.

I imagine we’ve got other targets lined up that we’ll be pushing on with more now as we’ve clearly put a lot into this one already and it’s unclear if it’s going to come off. I’m sure that we’re already doing this but it feels like we should make an ultimatum with a specific date if we haven’t already done so

There’s bullshit sources on Twitter saying he’s fully completed the medical and others saying he hasn’t arrived. Can’t find anything from a reputable source

Honestly man, it’s like someone in a lab came up with the most piss-weak troll they could imagine. Everything he does pisses me off and yet he’s an absolute weapons grade loser

3K followers, no blue tick, tweeted five hours ago to say that his West Ham medical was half-completed. Sounds legit

Love a hijack, no idea what his game is like at all though

Were we still linked with Zapata after we signed Wood? Or did the links stop after that?

Aye, the next article will be that Botman has taken out a restraining order against us

Hahahah; absolutely hilarious game this

Our wingers have been absolutely shite tonight

Class run and cross from James

Just don’t think you can give a red when someone only tackles with one foot, that low and at that pace

Not a red that

Yeah, you’re right, how someone performs for a whole club season has no bearing on their ability to play for the national side. I’ll pipe down

His performances for West Ham this season say differently

Hate this Hungary team like

Disgusting

Aussie keeper auditioning for the circus

The World Cramp Cup goes to Australia at least

Peru’s final pass and general weight of pass has been awful