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Lerl, hope it’s an absolutely trashing now

Fair enough. Very happy with that option too

These semi automated offsides are ruined by officials. Just make them fully automated

He’s such a dogshit keeper, why does he keep getting starts? Scarcely believable how stupid Chelsea are in the market

Mudryk’s doing a reverse bomb squad on Chelsea

It’s definitely try hard. I think it’s ok in parts but a bit desperate at times

Fuck is gannin on? He joining the advanced games?

Unbelievably likeable lad. Just super chilled out

No idea what the Freedom of Information requirements are for private companies, @El Prontonise will know

Don’t really subscribe to bogey teams. Think we have enough to beat them but the players are likely going to be fucked from last night. Surely we’ll see a lot of changes

Think Gordon had cramp, Trippier had cramp and Tonali had cramp in that match, possibly others that I missed. Players were absolutely at their limit

He’s terrible at dribbling when he gets squared up, never ever manages to beat his man. We were dealing with him fine on the wing

Raphinha’s ability to take a ball out of the air on his toes and take a deft touch is special

This lad’s made for us. He’s come in and looked like he’s played for us for years in the few minutes he’s had so far. Very exciting although I haven’t figured out exactly how we can get him and Wissa on the pitch yet

Thought he was largely fine but it’s just more evidence that we didn’t need that he can’t play striker. He can’t hold the ball up and release it and positionally he doesn’t know what to do. He’s also not a natural finisher and can’t head the ball. So he has almost zero striker attributes other than electric pace. He looked tons better when back on the left and where he knew what he wanted to do. He’s the least of our worries when he’s back playing there, think he’ll have an excellent season from when he returns

I think tonight is a perfect example of his limitations, a quality player on the ball would have released a winger in behind on about three occasions. Instead, Jow overhit the ball every time. It’s just not his game and he will be important for us this season but I’m reaching the point where I prefer a player who offers less defensively than Jow but more offensively, ie Ramsey

Get him on corners all the time, Trippier’s era as set piece boy is done

Looks short of confidence. He’d benefit from playing when we’ve stretched a team but we’ve not managed to do it a lot this season. Think he’d benefit from some sub appearances against tired legs

Loves to beat his man when he’s the last man back, it’s a maverick quality

Think he’s just physically or mentally knackered

Howay lad, please get a goal tonight

I get it but it wouldn’t have been my preferred option. However I’m not Eddie Howe, who is fucking mint

You’re thinner than I expected

Immense this like. Bruno is made for this club. The sweet bromance of him and Jow means they’ll love this club forever and will be coming back in twenty-thirty years to do a Tino-style video

Neave looks a proper player, lovely technique