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In terms of PSR, if we sign no one else does it mean that we are in any stronger position with the three year rolling window in January? Or do we need to wait until 1st July next year to be back in the 💴

Probably his most candid press conference so far I’d say. Those lines about difficulties with transfers the other way (e.g. potential sales and outgoings of players we don’t want to sell) is a bit of a concern really

Does feel like Linford Christie and Werner Herzog have a lot to answer for in this transfer window. I’d be putting them at the top of the culprits list along with the deceased Jeremy Beadle

How much love you giving to Sandro these days?

Think they’re so desperate to get rid they wouldn’t care

Sticking with my 3-2 win prediction, Howay Eddie’s lads

Sancho is a tough one. Obviously he’s easily talented enough to play for a CL side and we could probably offer him decent wages but what’s he on at Man U? Close to £300k is it? I think the bigger barrier from our side is potentially attitude

In fairness, I find that more reassuring than some overly positive spin. There is a logic to what he’s saying given we’ve arrived at a ridiculous position. The issue is how we’ve arrived here

“Eddie, you’re on the legs, Mad Dog, get him round the torso. Mitch, you’re on dunking duties”

Maybe they were there all along, a bit like Reform voters etc

Also, the new sporting director appointment was forced upon the club with Gardener Dan leaving so it wasn’t a calculated decision to bring in someone new to undermine Howe

That’s clearly a whoosh post lads

Aberration I’d say

Will do

Aye, three games is enough to judge the side. I agree. Why don’t you stop running your mouth with every single post laced with piss-ridden negativity. Has the window been shit? Yeah. Does it mean that we just accept as fact a bunch of fantasyland bullshit that you and others have made up because you see the world through a broken lens? Nah

Thanks Nick, for your relentlessly shite takes

Wat

Unsuccessful, failed 8 out of 8 last season and 2 out of 2 so far this season

I can understand why we didn’t have a large pool of targets in the £50m+ range at RW or RCB that were realistic (wanted to come, affordable with wages, selling club open to selling) but why have we not got a ton of targets that focus on 19 - 22 year olds in those positions who aren’t fully developed and maybe aren’t at the top level yet but are good prospects who’d benefit from Howe’s coaching and still improve us, certainly at least at RW?

“I’m not the problem Steve” what a line

Ordered a four-month supply of the pull-up ones to get me through to January. I refuse to wet the bed lads and lasses

How do we know they would have accepted that price three weeks ago? They’ve strung us along for weeks. There’s every chance the goalposts would have moved then

Please stop

That is the perfect image like. Great to see we’ve got one new addition, even if it is just a smiley

Ooof, but I was told to keep my eyes on this one