gbandit

Hope you dunked them in the Tyne

What?

He’ll be coming on ahead of Osula

He wasn’t actually, he had attitude issues and was ostracised from the team and I think their manager said he wouldn’t play again for them or something to that effect. There will be major issues in that team caused by Ekitike and Isak both not being able to play together, especially with Salah

Shitting it here. I’m normally confident on match days against all sorts of opposition but I’m not feeling great about tonight. Don’t know why as I’m sure we’ll turn up for it

Wow, what a way to completely trash the one thing that was working in the side in previous years. That’s some going from a managerial perspective

Absolutely perfect summary this. You’ve completely nailed it in a way I hadn’t even properly considered

Sorloth, you cunt

Breathtakingly bad defending

Why?

Van Dijk, cannot fucking wait for you to retire you complete and utter snide wanker. Made for that club

Chelsea looking fucking awful here

Love watching Olise play, right balance of talent and not being a robot

Gusto’s normally quality but that is a disaster from him

Kane is still unbelievable if he can get a shot off

Complaining like a bitch in the last five mins and looking leggy too. Classic, will never change

Burst out laughing in the dentist’s waiting room at the over the top sentiments here

Lahm and his peers have taken it personally that he’s left Germany and come to little old Newcastle. Stupid out of touch cunts

Difficult one to answer. The deeper we go in the CL the money goes up significantly I believe and our players get to have the best days of their playing careers. If we don’t quality for Europe though based on our premier league position then we run the risk of losing players in the summer and future income is curtailed by not being in Europe. I’d say that the higher risk option is to go all in on CL. However, we know Howe won’t do a ton of rotation so it’ll likely be all in on all fronts

The latter, Osula will get a handful of minutes unless Woltemade and Gordon can’t play games

Those two cunts are absolutely made for each other. The two biggest snides in the league

Trying to fuck with Botman’s head

We expecting those season tickets to be reallocated out to top lads, top lads such as gbandit?

There are few places you see this level of stunning ineptitude outside of football and politics. Interesting how much they’ve converged over the years