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No one should ever go back to him when we have possession, it’s basically a 90% chance turnover of possession if he kicks it

I like his recovery pace, I don’t love his short passing

That lack of a right wing option looks hideous in terms of Murphy or Miggy coming off the bench, yes I know Murphy got an assist. Thank fuck we’re now moving to a Barnes and Gordon set up

What a ridiculously good striker of the ball he is, if he gets the ball anywhere within twenty yard with some space it’s a likely goal. That’s why we bought him, need to play to his strengths

He threw his arms in the air, geeing up the crowd near the end when we a corner. Think he’s just feeling flat. He’s clearly a massive confidence player, he’ll be back to his best very soon

Pleased he got a goal as he desperately needed one to lift his confidence. Doesn’t look sharp, the international break has come at a good time

Breathtakingly poor apart from his run and assist. Couldn’t believe how bad he was at helping us retain possession and build attacks, was excruciating

Absolutely enormous result, very poor performance in possession. Out of possession we were better but I have no idea what we’re trying to do with the ball. Have we turned into a counter attacking side? Why can’t anyone string passes together

In fairness, I was in the leazes so couldn’t see that but Hall is so much better on the ball than Kelly

Our inability to hold onto the ball is horrific. Pope is the most culpable as every kick concedes possession but there are a lot of other problems, Jow has had another poor performance, he needs to switch the fuck on. We need more players who are comfortable on the ball in this side. Tonali for Longstaff as soon as possible. Hall for Kelly as well, all their attacks are coming down their left with Son and Maddison. Hall will be fine defensively against them but will offer way more going forwards on the ball

Grim viewing at times but a very clinical finish from Barnes. Maddison is such a massive cunt. He needs booking for that otherwise he’ll just keep doing it, total wanker

The taking down of that fence is an indication of their intent with the club. They’ll remove any obstacle to make this club number one

Maybe it’s time for a stadium announcement

I want to see: Pope Tino Krafth Burn Hall Tonali Bruno Jow Gordon Barnes Isak I think we’ll see Tonali but I don’t think we’ll see Hall, will be Kelly. Think it’s 50-50 whether Barnes starts of Murphy

“Paul Mitchell does an jizz bukkake facial on all the people who love this club” it’s not a strong endorsement “I don’t remember a director ever having had such an ego” The following image is decent: my work here is done but you haven’t done anything disappears “This guy is a perverse narcissist in power like and acts in bad faith” It has to be said though that this set of quotes was started after he confirmed his planned departure from them

Rice only has himself to blame, idiotic. Anything that upsets Arteta is a win in my book though. No one comes close to being as big a wet wipe as Arteta in the entire league

Why was Chris Wood so shit for us? He looks so much more physical, better in the air, fitter and faster than he was with us. Was he carrying injuries when he was here?

Just got to let it go at this point and focus on the football. Things will become clearer with time as to why it went like this

“Have you got a charizard shiny? And if so, what’s your price?” ”You’re on the toilet mid-shit and you hear an intruder enter your house. Do you finish the shit and then approach them or do you accost them with the brown stuff taking centre stage?”

Well that’s shit news. Will be for fuck all money considering what we’ll lose

Ndiaye will probably keep them up. Their season probably hangs on whether DCL can stay fit

MOTD ”We begin at Goodison Park”

Would be a good move on all their parts

Aye, feels like a propaganda piece from start to finish

If that’s a serious post from Sibierski he needs to hand in his badge and his gun