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When I was at Wallsend Sports centre’s summer camps and Shearer was announced

Wait, he got named?

Brighton have an unnamed player under arrest at the moment for sex offences

Don’t have a clue what to do with myself, just got loads of pent up energy. Wish we had a match on this weekend

I was living in France when the Keegan return story broke. Was one of the most amazing nights ever knowing KK was coming home. What followed was just an endless procession of my club being debased on a pretty much weekly basis. Ashley sucked the life out of the club and its fans and only Hughton and Rafa managed to instil some pride as they were great men. In these last fourteen years Ive gotten married and have a little girl who’s almost three. I didn’t think I’d ever want her to support NUFC as I didn’t really believe Ashley was going anywhere. I’m so excited about taking her to a game now

Jeff Hendrick stoned to death

The only thing this day needs is the rightful return of @Dave, forum joker @Oakie Dokeand old stalwart @Mick

Steve ‘give him the noose’ Bruce

Wish I was up in the toon, live down south now and am planning to move back up north but this has cemented the move

With my dick

Fucking hell lads, could the Saudis do us one more favour and off Ashley

Done absolutely zero work today, got a home visit later on at 2:30, just hoping I don’t miss out on the gif explosion when it’s announced

Getting excited now, just wish there was some way we could fuck Ashley over once he’s gone. I want him to fucking rot

Fucking hell, so conflicted. Despise Ashley more than almost anyone else in the world but this just feels like another death knell in football with the Saudis taking over

There’s a good article in the guardian by Jonathan Liew about how weirdo disaffected males cum over Ronaldo

Hopefully Hendrick comes on and crocks him and himself

Messi completely took the piss out of Bolivia, looks really fresh

Never seen that before, so painful

Glik’s made of papier mache

Will there ever come a point where people think? “nah, let’s not go for the statue actually because every single one of them is rancid”

Any word on what will happen to the awarding of points for the Brazil - Argentina match? Does the match just get postponed or do Brazil get the 3 because of the rule breaking? Absolute farce

Solid 7, we have the worst manager in the league and an injury to one of our best players makes it very difficult for us to score goals. The only thing that can keep this team afloat with this manager is confidence and that’s going to completely ebb away after another loss or two

A huge number of people loved Barcelona or wanted them to do well because of Messi, myself included but with the super league shite, and this debacle they’re going to get a hiding with any negative press going forwards. The amount of kids in Barca shirts is ridiculous but that era’s surely over

Genuinely gutted about this, just don’t think it’ll be the same Messi wherever he goes