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That design looks like something out of Mad Max, hope we have flamethrower towers and ballistics to fire at opposing fans planned. Bruno screaming “Valhalla” as he drives a spike into Isak’s vacant bog eyes

Gutted, going to take a long hard look at myself in the mirror

He’s a proper throwback like, you just know this season is going to be absolutely mental for Forest now

what a fucking loser

Fans don’t mind as long as the goals go in. If he struggles at club or country then the knives will be out quickly based on who he’s shown himself to be. If he scores then the narrative is “he had to do what was right for his career”, if he doesn’t it becomes “he lost himself in the hype and his character and ego are the reason he’ll never reach the very top”. Let’s hope it’s the latter, you fucking piece of shit (Isak that is)

Stupid selfish cunt fucks his national team over by not being match fit for crucial World Cup qualifiers, that’s what the Swedish papers should be writing tomorrow but I doubt it

I don’t think TCD would use “plodder” so it’s between Ronnie and DE for me. This is a tough one though, I’m going to settle on Ronnie

For the sake of your future selves and the horror you’ll face at revisiting some of these posts, please just hold off on commenting until he’s played at least half a season for us

So desperate to make out he’s a boss at business that he’s massively insulted the player they’re paying a €13.5 million loan fee for. Fucking imbecile

That guy absolutely screams dyed in the wool cunt

Howay, keep it in your pants lad

Eze’s had a shocker. I love him but think it’s the worst I’ve seen him play. Rashford should never play for England again

Anderson’s completely nailed down this position. He’ll be the starting 6 for England from now on

Think that’s the worst finish I’ve ever seen from Eze

Kane genuinely looks like he’s playing walking football for older adults

Kane needing just the fifteen mins on the ball there with that move

Anderson’s been our best player

Lewis-Skelly’s been shite too, such an overrated player

Unbearable watching Rashford play like dogshit as usual

The one time we’ve exploited a loophole and it was our worst bit of business during the PIF era. Classic

Perfect meme material this

“They want chance to exploit it.” Sums it all up there in that one sentence. People are only interested in regulations that serve them rather than serve to make things fairer for everyone. Football is an extension of society after all and we all know that most people care about the individual

If that is the case then my money would be on Spurs going backwards

Any interesting tidbits or just generic stuff at the launch?

Howe’s in a class of his own. Keegan achieved something miraculous and he’s the #1 reason I love this club as much as I do. If he hadn’t been there, none of what we have now would be possible. However, Howe is the better manager. Howe has to deal with so much more shit, he has to thread the needle way more than Keegan did and do it against incredibly stacked odds. He’s also less emotionally fragile than Keegan so has the potential to not burn out like King Kev did