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Will Hughes playing the best football of his career, fair play

Said it before and I’ll say it again, love how much Mateta plays the game with a smile on his face

Emery is so highly strung

I’m worried that Respect FC have been too respectful if anything. It’s getting to the point where that remarkable level of respect is going to lead to them not making another bid for a player who literally tried to set his club on fire in order to get his move. Cannot put it into words how close this is to being the funniest thing I’ve seen in football. Just has to not happen tomorrow for it to make that grade

A truly awful game of football decided by a moment of pure class. Both these teams are going to drop a lot of points this season

“Arteta would play if he could” fuck off man, you sycophant creep

Players pulling up all over the shop

Gyokeres is going to have a fucking shite season, put money on it

Can’t get over how awful the quality is here. Neither of these teams are coming close to winning the league

He’s pretty useless, he’s about as good at beating his man as Barnes and he’s far worse at striking the ball than him

I think he’s close for sure. Not in terms of “he’s been found out”, more that I think he’ll just give up soon because he doesn’t have the fire anymore to work at building up this new team to a similar standard as previous teams

Slot’s transition to being a turbocunt has been the least surprising development of the season. Took basically a week

This game is fucking awful

Indeed, the “off season” has turned into a capitalist-off to see who can rake in the most cash for exhibition shite all around the globe. Players need the time to recover mentally and physically

Kerkez and wirtz looking rocky as fuck. They’ve got one striker they can play. Van Dijk one year older and creakier. Things could go very poorly for Liverpool this season

Far too much football played at the absolute highest octane. People complain that all they’re doing is playing a match a week, occasionally two but they’re conditioning themselves constantly to push themselves to their limits and every year an extra one or two games is added in. A lot of players are falling apart

Rattled to fuck

It’s called copium

Fair play to Brentford

Just creepy as fuck

Doesn’t sink lower than this like N-O

Can’t work out who I’d be laughing at the most if he doesn’t sign for Liverpool. Isak, his agent, Romano or Liverpool and the clown brigade fans on social media. Wouldn’t stop pissing myself for weeks

Not surprised at all by that

I haven’t wanted Wissa at any stage of the window but the money being talked about for him is absolutely absurd now. Parallel universe shit

That’s just complete nonsense, he’s far better at dribbling, far better at carrying the ball and he can use both feet to cross and shoot. Come back to your post at the end of the season and quote it for me and @me and we can pick this conversation back up then