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Needs to be withdrawn from punditry, he has very little interest in following the game outside the top three-four clubs. His takes are awful now on so many subjects because he’s arrogant but lacks the knowledge to back it up

Aye, he doesn’t come across great

Needs to get on the blower to his lawyers “Can you sue animals? Like your own pet dog for instance?”

Parish will be sick to his stomach that the manager is coming out with that sort of line. Unlucky

Really do not rate Duran, Poundland version of Balotelli

Lovely shithousing from Calafiori

Why does Trossard look so fucked off? The fact he’s not first choice?

Feel like Gary Neville’s commentary and takes get worse every year

Fantastic refereeing in this game

Dunno like, their downward trend is so ingrained now and their off-field stuff is still totally fucked. They have a terrible squad and a dinosaur style manager. If they stay up it’ll be because of other team’s failings rather than anything they do I reckon

Get the feeling it’s going to be a busier season in the relegation zone and spots above this season, with the three promoted teams, Everton, Forest, Palace and Brentford all in trouble until late in the season

As I said the other day, I’ll be in tears if Parish has to endure Palace being relegated, floods of tears

Loath to add to the post count in here but it only becomes a bad decision if he turns out to be genuinely world class for years. People posting extreme takes on either side at the moment are pointless

Get the fuck in

Favourite offside off the season locked up (for a match that doesn’t involve Newcastle)

Terrible decision Minteh, greedy

Richarlison is class. He may have had serious injuries which have affected him but he’s such a good player, they’ve handled him so badly

That’s appalling defending to have been cut back on into that much space so central

Ten Hag really evidencing his “brand” of football again

Where do we think Mount’s next move will be? West Ham or Everton in the summer?

Bruno F

It’s painful watching Maguire. Also love seeing resident hardman Lisandro going down for nowt

Minteh’s dribbling style seems to involve him taking a touch too far quite often, I’m sure he’ll improve but it’s not elite close control, mainly pace that will make him effective at the moment

Joao Pedro such a great target man but with a whole other set of attributes as well. So annoying we didn’t get both him and Isak

That is an absolutely hideous goal to concede