LRD

Still just catflap ... please I'm begging you, no I'm threatening you, if you don't shut up I'm gonna cut your head off. Shove it in the microwave, wait until it goes ping, mash it up with a bit of milk and butter and ram it up your backside. SO JUST SHUT UP! Knowing our luck, he probably has metal braces.

He seems like a magnet for trouble.

Aren't Saudi players not allowed to play in overseas leagues anyway?

That's right.

Any vuvuzela option?

Guangzhou Evergrande to build a new 100k-seater stadium.

Well done, he's less than 13.

Rafa's the one who injected a modicum of class and hope into this dire club during its dark Ashley years. What he has done for this club and the community is not something that can be easily replicated by another manager. Still hoping everything will be sorted and we have some good news on Rafa and the takeover in a few weeks.

Neville Neville

Excellent.

Only if we win by 3 goals. We currently have a superior GD than them.

Whoa that’s crazy. Really love this kid. The great Shola joint-third.

3 red cards from 98th minute in the Sunderland game.

Yep, blatant offside but I take it for the non-red.

Get in! Take that, Pickford!

It's happening too often that there has to be an agenda against Newcastle.

Masterful performance. Has a part in every goal / non-goal.

Just fuck off.

Fucking dogshite Ritchie.

Wat? Fair price to pay for Joel In Toon! headlines.

Haha why is this even a thread?

Fuck the post.

Josh Murphy. Jacob Murphy.

40.

Hayden down again.