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Man City are a lot better than Man United and the table will show this all season - they're gonna piss the league by over 10 points IMO.

Can two players kick off now that they've introduced the one player rule? Do Sunday leagues now go for the one player rule, too?

Alan Shearer has liked a Tweet of mine. I feel like my social media life is now complete and I can live happily ever after...

Going to watch these lot in the next round v Southampton. St.Marys is only a few miles away so be rude not to after work!

Gameweek 6 Man Utd 2-1 Leicester Bournemouth 1-2 Everton Liverpool 2-0 Hull Middlesbrough 1-3 Spurs Stoke 1-0 West Brom Sunderland 1-1 Crystal Palace Swansea 1-3 Man City Arsenal 1-1 Chelsea West Ham 1-1 Southampton Burnley 1-2 Watford Aston Villa 1-2 Newcastle

Dad text me saying Lazaar looks poor, Murphy putting himself about and overall we are playing a lot better than the weekend (not that it's hard to do that).

Absolutely awful.

Tried to stick up for him as much as possible but fuck him. Useless, slow, effortless, lazy twat. He doesn't deserve to even come close to starting. Drop the bastard for a few weeks see how he likes it...maybe the drink is talking but who cares. The way he left the ball today without sprinting to try and keep it in...awful. Zero passion.

Hopefully Atsu starts if he's thinking of resting Gouffran this week. I know we were in cruise control when he come on, but he looked quality. Quick, skilful, direct at times and caused them all sorts of problems. He's the sort of winger that we usually line up against and think "f*** sake" as they're bound to play well against us. Doubt it matters if he's played on the left or right.

Flew up from Southampton this morning for this. Finally got round to buying a ticket about an hour ago. There were only a few single seats left in the Gallowgate, rang the Box Office and they reckon it won't sell out tomorrow but will be no more than a few hundred maximum remaining.

Judging by the tables (early days still I know) there are some strange odds out there. Fulham 2/1 at Wigan Bradford EVS at home to Bristol Rovers Fleetwood 2/1 at Rochdale Scunthorpe 23/20 at Shrewsbury Bolton 5/4 at Walsall Plymouth 7/4 at Exeter Morecombe 10/3 at Cambridge Not saying they are all going to win, probably far from it. But definitely worth including a couple at least to boost the odds up on any long shot type accy.

That's Paully going £25 on Costa then!

Sterling v Bournemouth. But I got 20 points last week. So do anything but

0-2 now,

We were 4/5 before kick off on Tuesday for this Saturday.

I don't get it when people say "found your level" when we are battering teams. Surely if we had found our level we would be sat in mid table?

He was very good, was a handful and had their defenders rattled. He was playing with no pressure whatsoever once we were 2 up and you could tell, he was flicking it over defenders, turning them inside and out non-stop and trying to create opportunities every attack. Tbf though yesterday the entire team were a solid 8/10 or above and you'd struggle to play bad when we had about 35 shots and were cruising all game. He needs to carry on and try to get a bit of consistency. Frustrating in the past when Perez could look quality one week then abysmal for the next few weeks.

Gameweek 5 Chelsea 3-2 Liverpool Hull 0-2 Arsenal Leicester 2-0 Burnley Man City 4-0 Bournemouth West Brom 1-1 West Ham Everton 2-1 Middlesbrough Watford 0-2 Man Utd Crystal Palace 1-2 Stoke Southampton 2-0 Swansea Spurs 3-1 Sunderland Newcastle 3-1 Wolves

Souare of Palace airlifted to hospital after a crash on the M4

19 points. With -8 transfers...so a nice score of 11 I give up.

Nothing but a win, these will struggle to finish in the top 9/10.

-8 before today. Half my team scores so far...6. So I'm on -2 Hazard, Coutinho, Courtois, Amat, Kone to play so I'm optimistic of being in the +

Man City look awful at the back at times, but their attack is frightening. Definitely think it'll be a two horse race between them and Chelsea. Brilliant two games of football so far, though. roll on the rest of the football!

Guessing I am top after GW3 by how good of a start I've had, and now started with a nice 2-1 Man City prediction today. Shame I never put proper money on all my correct scores Edit: I'm a jinx. Having a mare on the other fixtures!

Celtic on TV, Man Utd on SkyGo. What a day!