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Charnley will end up as a cinema manager or summat like that. Managing a Pets At Home store.

Time to hijack Man U’s bid for Harry Kane I reckon

I’m trying not to get dragged in but the struggle is real today.

If you want someone to rebuild a club from the bottom up and make it compete for honours, I cant think of anyone better than Rafa Benitez. It has to be him.

Fuckity bye, you fat heap.

Get on the phone to Gal Gadot Mike. Miracles do happen!

Yer a good lad Michael. Sell the club and you can have a go on me fronties

This is the bit I can’t fathom either Explains all that here... https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/exclusive-what-new-pcp-partners-and-st-james-holdings-charge-really-means-newcastle-united-saudi-takeover-2537873 Ta mate

This is the bit I can’t fathom either

Where’s this from?

There is a Twitter bullshit thread so could maybe use that

Ravanelli to Middlesbrough and Klinsmann to Spurs were game changes IMO for the English league. They really were. Bergkamp to Arsenal too.

:lol:

Right now I don't see anyone wanting to buy a football club. The Arabs are probably the only ones who would be prepared to invest in something which is not going to pay back dividends for quite some time now, and that is only because it's more of a political investment than a financial one. If they really are trying to buy, then Ashley will either sell, or he never had any intention of doing so. Might be he just wants to die still owning NUFC, this is the type of vindictive and tight arsed cunt he is. If anyone ever read Viz back in the old days, he would be the grown up version of Spoilt Bastard. Blinking flip mother, just give me your life savings so I can buy my sports shop. And don’t expect a penny back, you miserable old trout

Sporting Director/ Director of football I think.

Spot on that

Class tune. EQUINOR!

He’s in Florida isn’t he?

What’s the 16:59 culture?? People need to have lives. Work after all is you selling your free time to someone else for money.

We all know this Teflon cunt will ride out the storm

Nowt much in there really. Doesn’t give any detail about who they’ve ‘sounded out’

Collymore can fuck off

Personally I think it’s the ‘timewasters’ bit next

That was a bad April Fools joke

Hope the Terrahawk is ok