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Yawn.

Yep that's Sidwell alright. Says we are embarking on a two-pronged transfer strategy this summer with Carr looking at bringing in continental targets like Cabella while Pardew is pushing for those with premier league experience and who he has worked with before such as Sidwell and Shelvey. Just like a medieval king surrounding himself with sycophants in order to cover up his mediocrity...... the fucking terrible cunt.

Oh god, SagPuss back in the premier league. Let the media wank-fest begin again.

One down I think I read on here Albrighton joined Leicester too. Yeap, 4 year deal. Please, for the love of God, someone hurry up and sign Ngog.

I'm scared.

This dickhead of a league 2 manager needs to fuck off now.

You missed off Shola

Are we def not signing him then? Maybe his loan just finished and maybe there's a danger we'll still go back for him.

Just goes to show you can't have your cake and tweet it.

I don't like her chin. There, I said it.

Not to forget the goals our defenders chip in with from corners! Good point, thank god for those! But, but we don't need to score goals when The King can stop goals when he is on the sidelines.

Yep. It's obvious he wants to surround himself with Jelliott-type yes men.

If so, a hotel room, some lube and a bucket of Greggs pasties were probably involved.

Banners will be banned at the ground from next season, I'd put money on it.

I've had a word with the cosmos (like Noel Edmonds does) and hopefully something like this will happen soon. Maybe if you all had a word with the cosmos too it would have a more powerful effect. Worth a try at least.

He owns 20% of JD Sports. Oh ffs. Does he?

Any team sponsored by jd sports, inter sport or any other rival to sp*rts d*rect.

I try to keep well clear of the s**** on Facebook because it's absolutely infuriating to read what some of our "fans" come out with. Pardew is a big part of the puzzle that is the problem at our club, not a victim of it. Others who claim we are where we should be are just recycling the garbage they've been fed from the club. One complete cretin even went as far as to write "We need Pardew on the touchline, not in the stands!". It makes me sick to my stomach. Why go and watch your football team if you don't want them to try and win things? We tried under Keegan and Robson, and although we never won anything, they have proved to be two of the most enjoyable, and positive periods in the club's history. We had a club to be proud of. I just cant bring myself to believe that these people are bona fide Newcastle fans. Surely they must be mackems on the wind up or summat. Surely??!

Yeah, this I cannot get my head around. Are people seriously that thick?

I've wondered for a while now whether Fatty bought this club purely with the intention of running us into the ground out of some vindictive hate for the club and its supporters and then just fucking off when it's finally ruined. It's a massively paranoid theory but sometimes I wonder whether I'm right. This kind of thing is just adding to my delusions!

This may not even be the most depressing sentence in the minutes, which is some f***ing achievement. If this is how things are done, it genuinely will never matter who the manager is. Forget Pardew. He's absolutely nothing. The owner has to be run out of town. Nothing less than a new owner will change a single thing. Still need to run him out of town as well like, the absolute face poney.

Ha. Good point.

And I dont know how Peter Beardsley can look at himself in the mirror working for this bunch of snakes. Sure he needs to make a living but if it was me I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

We should drop the FC from Newcastle United FC from now on because it's a lie. We're not a football club any more ffs. We're just a commercial arm of Sports Direct. They treat the supporters with utter disdain and I'm pretty convinced we are seen as an inconvenience.

Pretty sure he used to score against us all the time when we were actually trying to win things in the 90s.