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He also discovered Andrew Robertson and the cure for smallpox.

The angle for his second chance made it anything but a sitter.

Something is seriously off at Chelsea. Boehly probably hoping he can spend imaginary money and get all their debts wiped out again.

Suuuuuuure

I’m not convinced either

Targett is injured. Has been since before the World Cup. Likely to be out for another month apparently.

Yeah, that’s what Prophet’s post was. Interview with Bruce. I will not be watching, as I value my blood pressure.

Bruce?

I think most have said it would be a good move for him. I’d have preferred somewhere in Europe for him personally but I can see the benefit of him going to a club not too far away, with some other Aussie’s already there and more importantly if we have agreed to it we must trust their coaching staff.

Was just about to say this. That guy doesn’t seem like the sharpest tool in the box.

That has to be shopped

Incisive. Laser guided. Precise. I love him.

I think he means he’s unsure as to whether Isak can stay fit.

How would you have played it?

Ours wasn’t offside though

Something something bedsheets

You’ve got to be on the windup tonight with these takes in here and the Isak thread

Step away from the Heineken

Relax yourself He’s just come back from a major injury

Still looked mint despite being rusty. 2 early shots on target and some nice touches.

Wilson still getting over illness

Miggy please

It should be all or none. Or it’s not a level playing field

He’s shite when he has time to think (penalties aside)

Which is?