Lush Vlad

I really like Jonjo, probably my favourite player from this current squad. Absolutely love watching players like him and he's what I wished I could have been as a centre mid. I ended up being more like a non-league Tiote Although I still can't get my head around how bad his set pieces and shooting are? He can ping a ball 50-60 yards and hit a man in stride. But regularly shoots 30 foot over the bar and whips awful free kicks over everyone and straight to the keeper.

Christ, it's like the Daily Express bingo on there. "You can't say anything these days." "Nanny State." "Easily offended, PC Culture."

Sticking up for a nonce and a casual bit of ignorance and racism. A day in the life of an RTG poster.

Yeah. His end of season form has often been good and a few Liverpool supporting mates have mentioned similar. Rotate players around, then stick with a core of 13-14 players for the run in and the same XI, where possible.

The bit in the first half at the Leazes end, where he just casually chipped it over their player and passed it out, instead of just hoofing it. Shows some really nice skill and deft touches at times for such a big lad. Does also trip over it and get it stuck under his feet, as well, TBF MOTM on Saturday. He was superb.

he was solid but diame was streets ahead imo. Agreed. Diame was my MOTM. Paulie D was defintely up there, though.

He still hoofs it straight off the pitch for no reason and struggles with the basics when on the ball. All that said, he was arguably MOTM yesterday. His positioning for crosses and set pieces was spot on every time. Always in the right place to block a shot, make a clearance, stop the cross etc. He is solid as fuck.

His surname is very apt. “BEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!”

When a free kick is close to the box and every commentator in the world going with the stock line of “It’s so close to goal, this. I bet he wishes it was a bit further back so he can get it UP AND OVER the wall.”

In today's market. I would say £15m seems like a steal. That sentence sounds ridiculous reading it back. But that's modern football, I suppose.

Great last couple of posts, that sum the situation up perfectly.

What was the original? I have forgotten, but remember finding it hilarious Was it Yorkie?

I love in those league comparisons, they will always select the worst 3-4 teams, suggesting you play dross like that every week. Then go and compare them against Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Man U etc. There is a load of dross in the prem, as well. Absolute dross, I say. Not aged well for them that video As for the bloke on the train. Fuck me sideways. Imagine having a chant for Cattermole tragic.

Watched the majority of it. I’ve got half an hour left. He likes to refer to everything as “the thing” but he actually comes across really well and seems quite genuine. FWIW. A mate of mine’s lad was in Ipswich’s academy for quite a while and he always maintained that Dyer was a top bloke and great with the kids. Said he came across nothing like he was portrayed in the media. I’ve seen him beered up at Newmarket races a few times and whilst he was carrying on like a bit flash and big time. He still stopped to say hello to people, at least and did seem sound enough. I’m a bit torn with Dyer. I loved him back in the day and had him on the back of my shirt one year. But obviously started to go off him, like a lot of fans. Defintely been warming to him again recently and he is brave for speaking out. I’ve mentioned it on here, before and that was hard enough. For someone in his position to say it in public like that takes a lot of balls.

Not actually the whole quote and that is fake news. But yeah, he was a tad salty after the game! Another “if I did that in the workplace/on the street” analogy being compared to professional football

People all over twitter saying Aguero should be banned and some even tenuously trying to link it to what Cantona did

Walker WTF is he doing there?

I thought red was harsh, but at the same time, I can understand why the ref has given it. What I can’t understand, is him seemingly changing his mind off the back of the lad rolling about, the Wigan players kicking off and the crowd getting on his back. Even more annoying is how inconsistent refs decisions are when it comes to challenges like this. The one on Aguero was far worse in my opinion, ended up with both feet coming through and his studs hitting Aguero above the knee. Not even a yellow FFS?!

Could upgrade this to my biggest regret is not throwing him off the grandstand. I really do despise this shitcunt.

Never understand this x amount of games to save a manager’s job? I remember reading it about McClaren. I think we then went and beat Liverpool and Spurs. Then went back to being terrible. Why delay the inevitable and drag it out? A couple of good results just papers over the cracks. Hopefully Pardew stays until the end of the season, though of course.

Was howling at that Even funnier when you go back and just watch him through the whole thing, pointing to where people need to be and then falling about like a prize tit. It's like watching Stan Laurel. WTF?! Just seen it almost looks like match fixing or just giving up on the team. That was pathetic. He looked totally lost and all over the place for the first clip and all. Never knew where his man was and was in no man’s land for ages.

I think if we stay up and actually kick on a bit to the dizzy heights of mid-table mediocrity. Then I’ll eventually start to miss the derby. Obviously, playing them became a chore under the previous clowns and losing 6 on the bounce was a disgrace. But when we never compete for cups and eventually end up being safe. The derbies were something to look forward to/dread and get nervous about. These won’t be back for quite some time. They’re a complete and utter shambles.

UK Conquest.

This thread needs to stay at the top of the page the creativity and skills on show are amazing. Always makes me chuckle.

But what was his body language like? Get the amateur psychologists involved as well, I reckon. We have already established he has the core strength of a 70 year old lady and all of our players are weak as piss. Any dieticians able to give advice to Elliot, and all?