Lush Vlad

I assumed it was when the transfer window opened, obviously not you patronising cunt

Tomorrow. Ah ok. Could be true then, can we actually officially confirm him as an NUFC player, or do we have to wait until 1st of July?

I thought France had another friendly on Friday?

Aye, he used to sit about 6 rows back from me. Always does the death march when a player is injured, dodgy keeper and various other mental chants/noises. Seen him out in town and at about ten different aways. Blackbin liners, Dustbin Rovers was his chant at Ewood Park He's actually a nice bloke, feckin mental though.

Luke Edwards I think

Would you be happy if you signed him though VI? If we got a good price and a decent replacement, I think I would one day enjoy watching him play for Barca. I have said for ages I could see him playing for Barcelona, but I still don't think there is any truth in this.

He's certainly better than Adriano and Maxwell, if Abidal covers centre half or is injured then maybe he will get a run out. I think he would do well there, although I can't see Barca actually being in for him.

Doesn't N'zogbia always say this. Seems far more respecful than usual, remember he was going to sign for Arsenal, PSG, Lyon and whoever else when he was with us. He went to Wigan.

Doesn't the article say he's on holiday in America at the minute? Strange that, I could have sworn he was with the France squad....

Who wears short shorts? Hatem wears short shorts.

What? Without knowing the details of the contract(s), how the f*** can you make such a sweeping ridiculous statement? Sarcasm, mate. This whole charade will be played out each time one of our established players is due to sign a new deal. Aye, see the post above yours, my appologies. Agree by the way, Colo will be the next to 'reject' his contract.

What? Without knowing the details of the contract(s), how the f*** can you make such a sweeping ridiculous statement? Think he's being sarcastic. Oh, hard to detect sarcasm at times when the smiley's aren't used. #FAIL

What? Without knowing the details of the contract(s), how the fuck can you make such a sweeping ridiculous statement?

Smart that third kit. Was hoping for a bright orange away kit, sounds like it's going to be gold though, can see that being dreadful. 2 out of 3 ain't bad though, home and the third one are both decent.

So you think he'll leave for less, can't see it happening. Will give my head a ruddy good shaking if he does, if it's ok with you I won't be doing any head shaking until it happens. Good day

Didn't realise he only has a year left, maybe about £8m then.

I can't see him leaving for less than £10m, unless he really has his heart set on a particular club, makes that clear to Wigan and puts in a transfer request. Didn't we sell him for around £5m-£6m. Market has gone crazy and he's improved as a player since.

Have the bin dippers actually got much to spend? Seeing as so far all they've done is spen the £58m generated from selling Torres and Babel. Reading through that forum they are mentioning Aguero, Mata, Enrique, Adam, Henderson, Barton.....

Sorted.

Pretty much my thoughts on the deal. I wish he would stop treating the ball like a bomb and constantly backing off mind. Apart from that he's ok......

Errrr, hope that's a load of bulls***. Me and my mate are sure we saw Demba Ba in Players Bar on Sunday. I'm sure I saw Jlloyd Samuel at Newmarket Races on Saturday.

Rules out Barca and Real Madrid then, I mean Juve and Lyon.

Errr, not sure if you're being sarcastic or not but it's been translated, it was originally written in French!

Not a fan of Buick me self, never got why Gosden got rid of Fortune to replace him with this kid, too weak in the finish. Looks a good maiden though, a lot of big name trainers with first time runners. Seen Barton up the races twice and up Tattersals (horse sales) I think he has recently bought some stables out near Thetford as well.

Pardew has managed to contradict himself for about the 200th time in his short spell as our manager. Nowt but a puppet, becoming more and more obvious!