Lush Vlad

What? Without knowing the details of the contract(s), how the fuck can you make such a sweeping ridiculous statement?

Smart that third kit. Was hoping for a bright orange away kit, sounds like it's going to be gold though, can see that being dreadful. 2 out of 3 ain't bad though, home and the third one are both decent.

So you think he'll leave for less, can't see it happening. Will give my head a ruddy good shaking if he does, if it's ok with you I won't be doing any head shaking until it happens. Good day

Didn't realise he only has a year left, maybe about £8m then.

I can't see him leaving for less than £10m, unless he really has his heart set on a particular club, makes that clear to Wigan and puts in a transfer request. Didn't we sell him for around £5m-£6m. Market has gone crazy and he's improved as a player since.

Have the bin dippers actually got much to spend? Seeing as so far all they've done is spen the £58m generated from selling Torres and Babel. Reading through that forum they are mentioning Aguero, Mata, Enrique, Adam, Henderson, Barton.....

Sorted.

Pretty much my thoughts on the deal. I wish he would stop treating the ball like a bomb and constantly backing off mind. Apart from that he's ok......

Errrr, hope that's a load of bulls***. Me and my mate are sure we saw Demba Ba in Players Bar on Sunday. I'm sure I saw Jlloyd Samuel at Newmarket Races on Saturday.

Rules out Barca and Real Madrid then, I mean Juve and Lyon.

Errr, not sure if you're being sarcastic or not but it's been translated, it was originally written in French!

Not a fan of Buick me self, never got why Gosden got rid of Fortune to replace him with this kid, too weak in the finish. Looks a good maiden though, a lot of big name trainers with first time runners. Seen Barton up the races twice and up Tattersals (horse sales) I think he has recently bought some stables out near Thetford as well.

Pardew has managed to contradict himself for about the 200th time in his short spell as our manager. Nowt but a puppet, becoming more and more obvious!

Ireland as a replacement for Barton, you are having a fucking laugh surely? That would be a terrible deal, I would actually cry!

His game doesn't rely on pace, he could play up until he's 32/33 and in his later years just be used as a squad player. He doesn't look like he's falling apart like Nolan, I think this is the fittest I've seen him as a player. Yet most are going on like the minute he hits 30 he's going to develop athiritis and both his legs will fall off.

One thing about the owner/MD is that I doubt they pay too much attention to agents spouting off in the press due to them using similar tactics themselves. Say what you like about Mike, he does have the skin of a Rhino Looks like one and all the ugly fat cunt

Like the Carroll deal, we'll never know the full story. Each side will get some of the blame, depending on your viewpoint, you'll blame one more than the other.

McKay is a massive c**t so wouldn't surprise me if he's just trying to force their hand. Didn't work for Taylor and didn't work for Carroll (apparently). We'll never know the figures involved so it's difficult to get too carried away, although I managed to in my first post! It's just as if we're not allowed to have any optimism or hope as fans, things had just started looking up and then bang, back to normal!

What a fucking joke. How do you reward your standout performers? By not offering them a contract and letting them leave for free! Think all the high earners left like Joey, Jose, Colo and Nolan (apparently) will be following him out the door. Maybe they won't fancy taking a massive pay cut either, who knows. Either way, the board strikes again. What is that now, fuck up #896?

Defoe's replacement perhaps?

I was going to say, I couldn't see any sort of formula for how they worked it out. Didn't think my ST was bad value for money, when you consider some of the high scoring games we've had this season. Mine was £429 for L7, as I live down south I haven't been to all the games, but I've seen the following scores at SJP. 6-0 Villa 0-2 Blackpool 2-2 Wigan 5-1 sunderland 5-0 West Ham 4-4 Arsenal 1-1 Bolton 1-2 Everton 4-1 Wolves 2-1 Brum 3-3 WBA Around £40 a game and I missed 8 home matches. I got to see 50 goals and spank our rivals 5-1, I'd say that's fucking cracking value me self Blackburn might pay about a tenner a game, still wouldn't call them entertaining, they're terrible to watch.

If Ferguson was struggling then I would tend to agree. There were 3 or 4 crosses across the face of goal that Lovenkrands would have got on the end of or at least gone for. Shola was just too lazy/fucked to even make the run. Best tired himself out doing all of Ameobi's work, at one point he won a flick on, then went and won his own knockdown, Shola was stood a yard or two away and just watched on motionless The less said about Smith the better. Guthrie isn't great by any stretch, but at least he actually offers something. Apart from lunging in dangerously and shouting at the ref I'm not sure what 'smudger' does exactly?

The subs he made on Sunday had me goosed I must say, unless some of the players had injuries they were just brainless choices. How Strolla stayed on the pitch I don't know, he was fucked after 50 minutes, in Lovenkrands' defence he looked lively for once and was much more of a threat. Ferguson being taken off instead of Ryan Taylor, who literally did nowt all game and bringing Alan Smith on is just pointless.

Doesn't stop Bramble going out in Newcastle. Didn't stop Lee Clark. Didn't stop Steven Caldwell. Didn't stop Michael Chopra. I'm sure you can see where this is going. Any players we've shared recently who aren't shit? (Excluding Clarky of course) TT has hit the nail on the head. Must try harder wearsider.

Ben Arfa is pushing him close, although while HBA looks sultry and smouldering in that way on French men and women can Raylor looks like he's just been told his dog has been ran over. At least Hatem looks cool as f***, as you say Raylor just looks like a mardy t***. http://images.teamtalk.com/08/01/218x298/Ryan_Taylor_630137.jpg Saddest man ever. Skeletor, Lord of the Skeletons.