Lush Vlad

Agreed. Been a few heart in mouth moments and their attack will improve once they make subs. Joelinton seemed on a mission to get booked and all. But has somehow managed to get away with it so far.

Shit first 15 by our recent standards. Been very good since with Bruno and Tonali switching around all the while and getting on the ball more. We just need another goal or two. They’ll get better when Maddison and Son come on. Tino MOTM so far.

Set pieces have been honking. Giving the keeper catching practice.

That’ll do. Why is that a handball? Kicked it straight at him from a yard with his arms by his side.

So Botman wasn’t ready to start and he is a bit rusty then FFS. Horrible start.

Whilst he is shit with the ball at his feet. Forster has been making some decent stops from what I’ve seen?

Could be illness. But Son has been crap by his standards this season. Maddison doesn’t always start. Maybe Ange wants decent options off the bench so they don’t get worse as the game goes on.

This. I thought there was absolutely no chance. Then yesterday Howe mentioned he had played 3 games, I thought it was just the one. He was also certainly hinting at him starting. Was giving a bit away by his standards of lying/saying fuck all.

Splits opinion with my Spurs mates. Undoubted ability, goes missing a lot of the time and can become a luxury is the general consensus. My Leicester mate said the same and said we’d be better off with Barnes. But I’m not sure I agree there

Can’t be as bad with his feet as Forster, surely? I actually think Forster has been making some great saves in the games I’ve seen. He just rivals Pope with his atrocious passing and kicking. Which isn’t ideal for them the way they set up.

Kulusevski plays centrally for them now and he has been brilliant there. Maddison doesn’t even always start. I think I’d almost rather he did play. As I think it would give us more chance of dominating their midfield. He can go missing when it gets tough.

Their starting goalkeeper, starting CB's, starting LB, backup left back/CB, Dragusin another CB of theirs has been playing with an ankle injury, Richarlison and Odobert who would offer rotation up the top end have been out a while, Bentancur missing through suspension. The young lad who has been getting minutes has been injured a while, too. Moore? I dunno, like. I'd say it's pretty bad.

Kelly isn't even offensively limited. He has a great long pass on him, for example. He's just not as good as Schar and bar the Chelsea game in the cup. He has been poor or fairly uninspiring in his appearances for us so far.

This is all set up for their team of ressies and kids to beat us, isn't it?

This. He has also become very injury prone, would be on big money and I thought there was talk of him going to Saudi for a huge contract? Not even sure he will definitely leave this summer, anyway. I'm sure when he does go, there would be plenty of the top clubs in Europe after him who regularly play CL and would be able to pay more in fees and wages. Not a realistic option at all IMO. He is still one of the best keepers, if not the best in the world.

They always do bonkers videos for their signings, don't they? WTF is that though and why is Ashley Barnes so camp at the end?!

He is starting to weigh in with assists this season. But he really should have a lot more based on this. Put it on a plate quite a few times and whoever is on the end of it has fluffed the chance. Always found it odd that his assist numbers for us have been so low. It's not like he's a poacher type or just plays between the posts. Nice to see he is getting even more involved and creating big chances.

Woke leftism discourse? At this time of year, at this time of day, on Newcastle-Online, localised entirely within the Manchester United 0-2 Newcastle United thread?

Sounds like he won't play tomorrow. But I was told Pope was hoping and aiming to be back for this game. Did find it odd that a few journos were making out like he'll be back mid-late Jan, possibly later. It didn't sound like the injury was too bad and he'd responded well to platelet injections and his treatment.

I didn't realise he had played 3 games. I suppose they had some behind closed doors friendlies arranged for him, too. All sounding pretty positive. I still think it would be a bit mental to chuck him back in away at Spurs and/or Arsenal after so long out. More from a performance perspective and how much quicker and difficult the games will be to say, a more steady affair at home, where we might be rotating anyway. Like the 3rd round of the FA Cup. But Howe sees him in training every day and Bunce is supposed to be overseeing all the performance related stuff to stop us bringing players back too soon. So I'm sure it will be the right decision, either way.

Well it does have medicinal benefits, TBF. Might chill him out a bit and all. Stop him punching everything.

Son has been bad this season. But did give him nightmares last season at their place. With Schar out. You could argue Trippier’s passing from the back and that right hand side is important. But then again, you could also argue Tino’s defensive qualities and ability to run into the space they will no doubt leave is a better option.

Yeah. My worry against Man U was that we’d play the occasion and the club and not the team. I sort of feel the same about this game. They’re far more dangerous than Man U in attack. But I feel like if we try and impose our game on them and act like the favourites. Then we’ll beat them.

Not sure why, as I’ve hardly seen much of either. But I think I’d prefer McAtee and he’d likely be cheaper.

Must be rough for you. At fault for both goals and kept kicking it off up the other end for a goal kick. Rightly booked and all. 3/10.