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We have one, he's called Jonjo Shelvey and apparently most people hate him. Can't fucking win at this club! Most people dislike having him in the team because he's a lazy cunt who ALWAYS looks for the 50 yard ball over the top. People fucking moan either way - too much sideways and backwards passing without him in the team, too much forward passing with him in the team. Given the fact none of our players are going to be coached into improving under this lot, i'd rather have Shelvey in the team every day of the week despite his alleged laziness. If you're hanging on the hope that the 3 Steves are going to turn one of Hayden, Longstaff or Bentaleb into the new Cabaye you might as well nod off again and carry on dreaming. Aye, the only options are passing it sideways or backwards or wtfhoofing it 50 yards.

He's always drinking something

He could use a geography lesson, like

Fucks sake Steve.

He's like Pardew. Every win is him, every problem or loss is someone else's fault.

Man, who would have thought that calling your players shit and stupid in the press would turn out to be a wrong move?

Darlow will play won't he? Ah, shit. a million - 2 then.

It doesn't make any sense. For the money we paid there must be bucketloads of actual 'likes scoring goals a lot' strikers we could have bought. Even if we bought him to play in his best position off a main striker, why didn't we then buy a main striker? The whole thing is just stupid.

Can actually see us winning this. Gayle is more effective at this level and Almiron is a nice foil for him. Shelvey should get a bit more space than he's allowed in the PL and Ritchie will also be at a level where he can be a much more effective threat. Best not mention the left wing. 0-2. Gayle and Almiron, both on the break. Dubravka MotM.

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Bruce: Hold my bacon

Movement, willingness to try and get on the end of things, attacking the box, you know, striker stuff. We haven't seen it for a while so i'll forgive you for not recognising it

Thought Gayle and Shelvey both had decent games tbf. Shelvey was at least trying to attack and Gayle showed some decent touches and movement. We were still fucking dogshit, like, but at least they were trying.

What were you expecting him to do? Beat his man and whip in a cross? The problem lies in the dugout and the boardroom. I'm sure Rafa would be able to get the best out of this guy but he's a proper manager.

I loved there for over 10 years. It’s my stepdad’s local, my nana still lives across the road. And that's why we call him Stiffy.

Bowen scored on his home debut today. Dodged a bullet there.

Howay coronavirus

Shelvey should have played it earlier

4 minutes

Gayle's played well, like.

Tarkowski is a proper thug.

Gonna make some boiled eggs.

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